Height of patience :
  A naked woman lying down with her
  legs apart under a banana tree.
  
  Height of frustration:
  A boxer trying to scratch his balls.
  
  Height of Innocence:
  A teenager girl applying Clearasil to her nipples.
  
  Height of Unemployment:
  Cobwebs in the hole of the prostitute.
  
  Height of laziness:
  A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
  
  Height of Competition:
  A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
  
  Height of Sophistication:
  Sucking nipples with a straw.
  
  Height of Disgust:
  While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the
  paper.
  
  Height of Technology:
  Condom with zip.
  
  Height of Trouble:
  A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his ass itching.