Tiger
A newlywed couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to
consummate their marriage, when the new bride says in a whisper to the
husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife
continues, "Yeah, but to put your mind at ease I've only been with one
other guy." "Oh yeah?
Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah." "Well he's rich, famous and handsome.  I can see why you went
to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.  When they finish, the
husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" says the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry.  I was going to call room service and
get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't have done that."
"Oh yeah?  What would Tiger have done?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with
his wife a second time. 
When they finish, he gets up and again goes over to the phone. "What
are you doing?" she says.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry, so I was going to call room
service to get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't have done that."
"Oh yeah?  What would Tiger have done?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."
The husband slammed down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love
to his wife one more time.  When they finish he's tired and beat.  
He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, 
"Are you calling room service?"
"No!  I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole!"