Three guys were sitting in a bar. The first guy said, "My wife is
so dumb, she carries a garage-door clicker in her car and we don't
even have an automatic garage door."

The second guy said, "My wife is so dumb, she has a cellular phone
antenna on her car and she doesn't even have a cellular phone."

"The third guy said, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purseful of
rubbers, and she doesn't even have a dick."