SOUTHERN SAYIN'S

•(If something is hard to do) It's like trying to herd cats.

•It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.

•Every now and then, even a blind pig finds an acorn.

•He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.

•He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

•Have a cup of coffee, it's already been "saucered and blowed."

•She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.

•It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.

•Cute as a toe sack full of puppies.

•My cow died last night so I don't need your bull.

•Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining.

•He's as country as cornflakes.

•Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

•This is gooder'n grits.

•Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor.

•If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy
 it.

•Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits.