Why do mice have small balls?
Not that many know how to dance.
 
What do they say about sex with sheep?
It's best from the baaaaaaaaaaaaack!

What sound does a Horny Toad make?
RUB IT, RUB IT..

What do you call a virgin sheep in Montana?
Fast.
 
What do you call a sheep that does housework?
A threat to women everywhere.
 
Aberdeen, Scotland: Where the men are men and the sheep are
terrified.

Montana: Where women are scarce and the sheep are frightened.
 
Montana: Where men are men, and the sheep are dirty lying tramps.
 
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck filled fatty puss.
 
What goes peck, peck, peck, boom?
A chicken in a mine field.
 
What did the man say when the steamroller ran over his cat?
Nothing. He just stood there with a long puss.
 
What did the doe say as she came running out of the brush?
That's the LAST time I do THAT for two bucks!
 
Why did elephants quit using sheep as tampons?
Toxic flock syndrome
 
How can you tell which end is which on a worm?
Put it in a bowl of flour and wait 'til it farts!

How do you teach a dog to fetch?
Tie a cat to a stick.
 
Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach?
To keep his nuts warm
 
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts.
 
How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull?
Milk them both. The one that smiles is the bull.
 
What disease can you get from kissing birds?
Chirpes! (A canareal disease, but it's untweetable.)