"Every time (the president) talks about trust it makes chills run up
and down my spine.  The very idea that the word 'trust' could ever 
come out of his mouth after.the way he has trampled on the truth is 
a travesty of the American political system."  
--Bill Clinton (of George  Bush in 1992)


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President Clinton invited the Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich  to
the White House in order to get his opinions as to what he should  do 
with respect to Monica-gate. After much deliberation and a  few cigars, 
SlickWilly asked the rotund Speaker,  "If we were  not in politics Newt,
what do you think we would be doing?"  Newt looked at him and said 
"Well Bill, probably 10 to 20!"