Two friends had arranged a round of golf and were now on the first
tee, preparing to start their game at 7 a.m. Just as the first was 
half way up  his backswing, a good looking young lady ran across the 
course about 10 yards in front of him, peeling off her clothes as 
she went until she  was totally naked.  As she disappeared into the 
woods he turned,  dazed, to his companion, "What was that about?!!!"  
"Take no notice. Just get on with the game," replied the other. 
Settling down and  lining up for his drive, the first golfer then 
noticed four men in white coats running across the course on a
similar track to the young lady.  
"What......???!!!" "Look. Just get on with the game," said the second.  
"We don't have all day, and you know the course closes at 9 p.m.,"   
the second says with a chuckle. For the third time the golfer  squared 
up to the ball, only to be distracted by another man in a  white coat 
running across the fairway,lugging two buckets of sand.  
"Now, hold on a minute," said the first golfer, "I'm not playing until  
you tell me what's going on." "OK." said the second.  "Just over the  wall
there is an asylum.  The young lady is a patient who escapes and runs 
around naked from time to time.  The guys in white coats  are chasing her." 
"I'll buy that," said the first, "but what's with the guy and the two 
buckets of sand?" "He's the guy who caught  her the last time.  
That's his handicap."