No longer available for hire. Seriously.
Please don't ask.
My final avater ever was sold in the 2008 KoLumbus auction for $250.
Yes, that's dollars, not meat.
You may want to check out some Other Avatar Artists
The below information has been left for posterity only.
My amusing  Story Or The Story (abridged).
This service is separate from the Custom Avatar Form. I simply design the image. You must purchase a form in game if you want your avatar to be placed in your profile.
If you have questions, Kmail me in game: Mikel (#92832)
The Design
PM or Kmail me and let me know what you want. You can be as detailed or vague as you like. If I happen to have some free time, energy and I like your idea, you may just get lucky and I may actually take the comission.
Payment
I charge a flat rate of 1 Mr. A. Payment is due at the time I accept the comission.
Timeline
If I accept your comission I'll give you a general idea of when I expect it to be completed. It shouldn't take that long (between two to five days usually) since I'm only accepting one comission at a time.

Please remember that once you submit the form to Jick, it is completely out of my hands. I do not know how long it will take to be processed.
Completion
When the drawing is complete I will Kmail you with a link to the design.

If you absolutelysuperduperly love it: Awesome! Let me know. I'll give you the links you need to submit with your form.

If you like it, but want some changes: Ok, just let me know what you want changed and I'll work on it. I will work with you until you think it is done. Do not feel guilty about asking for changes - it's part of the process! Getting an avatar is expensive so make sure the design is something you will be happy with.

If you don't like it at all: Oops. Let me know if the design needs to be altered, or if we need to start over from scratch. Again, I will work with you until you are completely happy with the design. If you decide to back out at this point I will refund two million meat.
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