9. It will be "the best time of your life..."

8. Can't miss classic "R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A." capital.

7. They're always giving out Jenny's number.

6. All PhilD's bass are belong to us.

5. These guys "ain't too proud to beg" and they "can't get enough of your love."

4. The brown-eyed girl hauling equipment is asking really nicely.

3. Shorter closing credits than most movies.

2. No Ticketmaster surcharges.

1. It's way better than seeing them play dead.