I get paid to do this.
2. Seriously?! How can I get paid to eat?
This qualifies for my "Sharp As A Bowling Ball" award. If I actually got paid to do this, I wouldn't need to rely on a free website hosting. And if I got paid, how could I give restaurants not-so-favorable reviews?
3. Why isn't my favorite restaurant reviewed here?
Probably because either I can't afford to eat there, or it's too far out of the way. Besides, if you like a restaurant, my opinion should not matter to you at all.
4. Do you really know Iron Stomach Kung Fu?
You should know better than to ask such a questions, Grasshopper.
5. Why should I trust your reviews? For all I know, you could be a hermit wandering the Mojave Desert with a laptop.
At least I'm a well-fed hermit, even though good Cantonese seafood is hard to find in the town of Baker (located at the junction of I-15 and CA-127).
6. Do people actually ask these questions?
Not really. I just couldn't think of a better name for this page.