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dude should smile without wrinkling his face so.Bobby Abreu
Right Fielder
1999 Phillie
Key Stats:
.335 BA, .446 OBA
20 Home runs
27 Steals


shocking that Alex Arias is a key component of my team.Alex Arias
Third Base/Shortstop
1999 Phillie
Key Stats:
.303 BA
.373 OBA

 

dude is revoltingJay Buhner
Right Field
1999 Mariner
Key Stats:
Fewest ABs in 100K season
One ugly dome


cool guy who should avoid getting hit in eyeSean Casey
First Base
1999 Red
Key Stats:
Nickame: Mayor
.332 BA, .399 OBA
25 HR, 99 RBI


POM's mortal enemyRich Becker
Outfield
1999 A/Brewer
Key Stats:
.395 OBA
98 Walks


smiley dwarfBrook Fordyce
Catcher
1999 White Sox
Key Stats:
.297 BA
25 doubles
One currently broken leg

darryl and me party togetherDoug Johns
Relief Pitcher
1999 Oriole/Athletic
Key Stats:
Left Handed
.138 BA for LHB
One reefer charge


nothing at all to say about him.Steve Karsay
Relief Pitcher
1999 Indian
Key Stats:
Right handed
11.5 BR/9
One rebuilt elbow


dude looks angryRobb Nen
Relief Pitcher
1999 Giant
Key Stats:
Right Handed
37 Saves
Weird spelling of "Rob"

 

I hate smiling on commandSidney Ponson
Starting Pitcher
1999 Oriole
Key Stats:
Right Handed
13 BR/9
210 IP
Native Aruban


Royce Clayton
Shortstop
1999 Ranger
Key Stats:
Fine fielder
21 doubles, 14 home runs.


God.Richie Sexson
Left Fielder/1st Base
1999 Indian
Key Stats:
31 Home Runs
116 RBI
God in cleats



hey, where's my paraphanalia?Darryl Strawberry
Pinch Hitter
1999 Yankee
Key Stats:
Cocaine Residue


I'm here till Wilton moves inJohn Valentin
Third Base
1999 Red Sox
Key Stats:
Good Defense
Clutch
27 doubles

 

Life goes on without an ulnar collateral ligamentKerry Wood
Starting Pitcher
1999 on DL
Key Stats:
Right Handed
1998 NL ROY
Tommy John Surgery

 

hope he gives a damnRickey Henderson
Left Fielder
1999 Metropolitan
Key Stats:
.316 BA
.423 OBA
37 SBs

 

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yup, 12 fingers total.Antonio Alfonseca
Relief Pitcher/Closer
1999 Marlin
Key Stats:
Right Handed
21 saves
6 fingers on each hand


face is too wide, or somethingRon Belliard
Second Base
1999 Brewer
Key Stats:
.295 BA
.379 OBA
One co-POTW

take off that silly ass hatJose Cabrera
Relief Pitcher
1999 Astro
Key Stats:
Right Handed
9.3 BR/9
8.7 BR/9


Native islander headshrinkersEric Chavez
Third Base
1999 Athletic
Key Stats:
22 years old
Really small picture


honestly.  greg gohr.Damion Easley
Second Base/Shortstop
1999 Tiger
Key Stats:
.266 BA
11 SBs
Traded for Greg Gohr


go and injure myself covering first baseFreddy Garcia
Starting Pitcher
1999 Mariner
Key Stats:
Right Handed
3rd pick of 2000 draft
17 wins


jeromy's spokenJeromy Burnitz
Outfielder
1999 Brewer
Key Stats:
.270 Batting Average.
91 walks.
33 Home Runs.



hi, my name is jose.  hit a homer nowJose Lima
Starting Pitcher
1999 Astro
Key Stats:
Right Handed
21 Wins
1.6 BB/9
Cool band

or as he calls it a "bar fight"Dan Miceli
Relief Pitcher
1999 Padre
Key Stats:
Got into a fight with his brother in law
66 games pitched


hi.  I'm jorge.  I have big earsJorge Posada
Catcher
1999 Yankee
Key Stats:
Caught a perfecto
12 HR

 

How the hell am i still in the majors?Kevin Sefcik
Utility Player
1999 Phillie
Key Stats:
.278 BA
9 SB
He's still in the bigs


Could use run supportMike Sirotka
Starting Pitcher
1999 White Sox
Key Stats:
Left Handed
12.7 BR/9
209 IP


I was once an Indian!Greg Swindell
Relief Pitcher
1999 Diamondback
Key Stats:
Left Handed
10.4 BR/9
7.1 K/9

Sterling Hitchcock
Starting Pitcher
1999 Padres
Key Stats:
Left Handed
206 IP, 194 strikeouts
4.11 ERA

 

Anotchi?Kimera Bartee
Outfielder
1999 Tiger
Key Stats:
2 Defense rating
Middle name is Anotchi

 


Clipper Minor Leaguers not mentioned here: Matt Anderson, Alan Benes, Gary Matthews Jr., Tom Davey, Bobby Estalella, Andy Fox, Wilton Guerrero, and Brian Johnson.

 

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