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I Threw a Brick at the White House
I threw a brick at the White House
And I think that you know why
I don't like the guy
That lives there
I threw a brick at the White House
And before it left my hand
I was shoved into a van
And they cut my hair
They took me twenty stories beneath the Pentagon
I was removed from my clothing by a guy named John
They shocked my genitalia asking where Osama was
I screamed in pain "I don't know, no one does!"
I threw a brick at the White House
They threw me in a cage
I was enraged
I was not swell
I threw a brick at the White House
I met some alien guys
The few who didn't die
In Roswell
They tried to cheer me up and entertain me
We were rudely interrupted by Dick Cheney
He kicked my ass and beat me, made my life a living hell
When he was done he screamed, "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
I know you don't believe me
And you don't think that it's true
But if you want to know for sure
You know just what to do
Throw a brick at the White House
Woah
Throw a brick at the White House
Woah
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