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Heart-Throb Rob
He scores a touchdown in every football game
I doubt there�s anyone that doesn�t know his name
He�s had a Mustang since the day he turned 16
There�s nothing in his pants the cheer squad hasn�t seen
He throws wild parties when his parents are not home
He won�t go anywhere without his trusty comb
He�s always hip with each week�s latest fad
Everyone loves him and they all think that he�s rad
Chorus:
He�s Heart-Throb Rob
Every lady�s dream
He�s perfect every single day
He�ll kick your ass
On the wrestling team
And he will always get his way
He smokes a pack a day and gets drunk every week
If you�re not dressed like him he cannot hear you speak
He comes on to girls and they always give in
He�s a pig trapped in good hair and perfect skin
He�s been spoiled on a throne since he was a kid
No one noticed the bad things he always did
He never takes what he gets, Rob gets what he takes
Never been caught, never been caught once, he gets all the breaks
Chrous:
He�s Heart-Throb Rob
World�s biggest fake
With an ego mistaken for class
He cheats through life
With his pretty face
I wonder how long it�ll last
Whatcha hidin� Rob? Rob?
Rob, whatcha hidin�?
Whatch hidin� Rob? Rob?
Whatcha hidin� Rob?
Whatcha hidin� Rob? Rob?
Rob, whatcha hidin�?
Whatch hidin� Rob? Rob?
Heart-Throb Rob
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