| RATFEN HATE LIST |
| This is the Ratfen Hate List. Everything that annoys the hell out of us will be here. |
| - Tryhards of any kind - you know who you are, bitches. - Backstreet Boys, N*Stink, any gay boy 'bands'. - People who like gay boy 'bands'. - Sultanas, dates, figs, dried fruit in general. - Lame 'comedies' like the HOME ALONE trilogy, BABY'S DAY OUT and FLUBBER. - Cheap rip-offs of products such as PANSONIC, FONY and MANGO. Who do they think they're kidding? - Any 'Hampsterdance' songs or merchandise. Especially Hampton himself. - How every good program is axed. Freaks and Geeks, Now and Again, Download. - The programs which replace those which have been axed, such as 'Valerie'. - Missionaries who won't shut up about God and try and force their religion on you for 20 minutes when all you wanna do is catch the bus. If you have been harrassed by a pesky religious moron, email your story to us at [email protected]. - Bus Drivers who won't sell you your ticket unless you give them a smile. Especially those Bus Drivers who crack lame jokes that you are forced to laugh at. - People who think they are REALLY funny by saying our band should be called the 'Idiot Heads' or the 'Crappy Girl Band' etc. Or, as Darel suggested, 'The Bunch Of Losers With No Talent', 'Turds on Toast', and 'The Shit Heap'. - Fake 'fingernails' that look like elephants' toes. - Finding hair in food. - PHONIES!!! You know the type, the 'Oh, yeah! I LOVE the Sex Pastels! They are my FAVOURITE band!' - CRAIG DAVID!! DIE CRAIG DAVID!!!!! - The words 'pregnant', 'woman', 'lolly', 'making babies'. Sickening. - Feminists. Why fight and look macho for when you know we're not ever gonna be 'equal'? I say enjoy what you have, you greedy bitches! - When Bowie's name is pronounced 'Bough-ee' or 'Bonnie'. GAH!! (Only Bowie hates this) - 'The Weber Show'. IT IS SO LAME!!!!! Example of a 'funny' joke. 'You gave me a dead gerbil to take my mind off a dead gerbil?' For shame! - Going to the 7-Eleven only to find that the Cola slurpee is 'out of order'. DAMN! Especially when you walk 5 miles to a another 7-Eleven only to find the same thing. - People who steal your personality. You know who you are... - Shirts made from cheap quality material that stretch sideways at the hem. - People who enjoy school and get up in the morning fresh as a daisy. - Assumptions. They're rarely correct, and people just end up getting pissed off. Especially people assuming others are pissed off when in fact they are the opposite. - The Daikin Air Conditioner advertisement. For those of you who don't know what we're talking about, you can read the transcript here. - Paul Mercurio. - FUNKY TOWN!!!! If there is one song that flips my lid it's Funky Town. If you listen to the stupid noises and effects you'll come to realize this is one song we could do without!!!! |
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