| "Naw" Kari disagreed, "Monzaemon's hearts thing was sooo much more Valentines-Day-ish." "Well, considering the circumstances, this isn't all that bad! I mean, the underlying theme is love!" Davis and Veemon looked at each other, still running for their lives. "Does anyone know why we are talking in such a weird way, let alone having a rational conversation?" Davis asked. "Nope." "Uh-uh." "Not me." "Not a clue." "I do!" Veemon piped up. "It's because the author of this fic was actually aiming for a romantic Valentines Day story when she began writing this, but when reading it over, realized it has practically nothing to do with Valentines Day, and the only use of it is to give Davis an excuse to come up with a diabolicly clever plan, and she realizes this story is so far gone she might as well give up on making it plausible and actually try to make it funny! I don't think it's working." Everyone stared. But their surprise made them vulnerable they had stopped running long enough for the slightly-out-of-shape Barneymon to waddle close enough to attack them again. "Gosh and golly gee, hu hu!" T.K., Kari, Gatomon, Patamon and Veemon all dodged out of the way but Davis wasn't so lucky. As the beam of fluorescent purple, green polka-dotted light hit him, a terrible change began No it didn't. I was originally gonna make him into a cheerful dinosaur Digimon like Barneymon, but I don't feel like it anymore. Let's just say he dodged, ok? In fact, let's pretend Barneymon doesn't exist at all. The true enemy is JUNE!!! "Hi, guys" she giggled annoyingly. "Is Matt here?" "Oh great." T.K. snorted. "We COULD have gotten destroyed by an evil-yet-somehow-endearing children's show icon, but getting destroyed by Davis's older sister? How demeaning." "Yeah." Patamon agreed. "And it's not like we can attack her, because even though everyone hates her, there is no killing of humans on this show." "She's human?" Kari asked. "Um, guys" Gatomon interrupted, "Don't you think we should get back to the story?" Kari and T.K. said together, "Naw. Maybe later." Kari checked her watch. "Uh oh!" she exclaimed. 'I have to get going, I want to look nice for the dance, and it will take me a while to get ready!" "I'll walk you home!" T.K. volunteered. "And we'll be your bodyguards!" Patamon and Gatomon followed their friends. "Well, Davis, I guess your plan failed." Veemon sighed. "And we had to go through all of those last minute plot changes, too. What a shame." "Aww, it's not so bad." Davis answered. "I mean, what if I had turned into cheerful dinosaur Digimon? Even if this story is corny, and stupid, and off the point, at least I'm still me. And June only had one line that's good!" "Speaking of June" "What is it?" "Can we leave her here, in the Digiworld, alone and unprotected?" "Hmm, ok." "I get her room!" And so it ends. Happy for everybody, totally messed up, and very little to do with Valentines Day. Hope you enjoyed! <back |