| "Well, besides the obvious choices of intelligence, a sense of humor, and good looks, he's saved Kari's life a couple of times. Gatomon told me all about it!" "THAT'S IT!" Davis shouted. "Oh, this plan is so diabolicly clever, I can't believe someone like me came up with it! HAHAHA! Take this, C.K.!" Demiveemon turned around, plugged his ears, and closed his eyes. 'I don't even want to hear about it." He opened one eye little and peeked out at Davis. "By the way, his name is T.K. CK actually stands for Calvin Klein, a successful and popular clothing line, which was created in" "Shut up! You're making me lose my train of thought! Well, it's obvious Kari only likes T.K. because he saved her life! I mean, what other reasons are there?" "Didn't we got through this already?" Demiveemon asked. "Be quiet. All I'm saying is, if I put Kari's life in danger, then save her, she'll like me better than that, that, er, help me out here, Demiveemon" "Handsome, clever and funny basketball star?" "Not quite the phrase I was searching for, um?Oh, just forget it." And so the path of Davis's twisted mind continues its course. YYYYYYYYYYY Quick review of Davis's evil plan: To somehow contact an evil Digimon, point out their location, somehow get rid of T.K., save Kari and keep all the glory. So far, the plan has worked (don't ask me how) up until the point where Davis tries to get rid of T.K P.S. It's the afternoon before the dance. YYYYYYYYYYY "But why?" T.K. protested. "Yolie and Cody have already gone for help, and sending out me and Patamon wouldn't be smart at all! We have to stay together, in case we're attacked. There's safety in numbers!" Davis was starting to sweat. His plan wasn't working quite right. "Just go! Don't you think I can protect Kari?" "Well" T.K. started, but Kari jumped in. "If you don't mind, Davis, I would feel safer if T.K. was here. If Patamon and Gatomon both digivolve, we're an unbeatable team! We shouldn't break that up!" Davis turned beet red. "Aarrgghh! I don't want to hear about how great you two are anymore! I'm sick of it, ok? Now if you don't mind, let's get attacked, so I can save you, shall we?" T.K. frowned "You want to be attacked? But why?" Kari was thinking the same thing. Both of them exclaimed at the same time "HEY! This is all part of some diabolicly clever plan, isn't it?" Davis stuttered "Er, ah, well, you see" But his idiotic utterance was cut short by an attack by the scariest, most evil, cheating conniving sickening Digimon ever to sing a corny song BARNEYMON!!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! OH NO!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!! Umforget that "Oh no, it's Barneymon!" Gatomon exclaimed. "Who's Barneymon?" Kari asked. Patamon responded, "He's the scariest, most evil, cheating conniving sickening Digimon ever to sing a corny song!" "Um, ok." "No time for talk now, we've gotta run!" T.K. grabbed Kari's arm and dragged her away terrifying site. Barneymon followed, his eyes filled with visions of vengeance, hate, and people who are special. 'I wuv you, you wuv me" he sang. Kari, T.K., Davis and their Digimon all ran for their lives, covering their ears, trying to shield themselves from the horrific sound. "You know" T.K. panted as they ran, "If you're into free-association, this is actually an ironically Valentines Day-themed attack!" <back next> |