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| 01/03/03 FORESKIN LOOKS FORWARD TO NEW SEASON Rapid manager, Percy Foreskin, is eagerly awaiting the new season. In a press conference today, Percy said, "I cant wait, we are in a new division with everything to play for. The squad is young and is continually being strengthened. Hopefully we can continue the form from last season and push for a consecutive promotion. It will be a tough league but we have nothing to lose." |
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| 03/03/03 LYNAM SUPPORTS RAPID! Des Lynam has ploedged his support to Rapid Vienna. It has been a tightly kept secret as to who Des supports due to his job as an ITV pundit. But today he revealed that he has been a life long supporter of Rapid. He Said, "With Red Nose day approaching, myself and other celebrities will be raising money through events involving the club. Not least the charity game against the Europe 11. |
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| 03/03/03 NEW SIGNING READY TO GO! Rapid Viennas latest aquisition, USA forward Jasper Dixon has passed a medical and is ready to help Rapids Push for promotion. Jasper said today, "I know that Rapid have just been promoted into this league but I beleive they can succeed in winning the league if we can repeat some of the performances from last season. I cant wait to get training, it is a great club and the manager is well respected." Jasper is Rapids 3rd foreign aquisition and came from FC Mount, reanked very highly in the Rankings. Rapid managerPercy Foreskin added, "We know we have bought a quality player and at 20 we hope he will be a success for seasons to come." Jaspers debut is expected on Sundays league game. |
| 07/03/03 PLAYERS TURN ON VOGELSANGER! New Signing Lovell Vogelsanger has been put back on the transfer market by manager Percy Foreskin. Lovell joined Rapid 3 days ago as part of Percy's policy of bringing young talent as cover for first team players. After his 1gbp move from Tavistock FC, Lovell trained with the Rapid squad. It was in this training session that Lovell caused outrage by wearing a T-shirt with the slogan "I Hate P*kis". With 3 of Rapids youngsters of Asian background, the team turned on Lovell and began beating him to the ground. Rapids medical staff refused to help the player and he had to have three studs removed from his skull by the local hospital. Percy has fined the player �5000 and the Managerzone Board have banned him for 5 matches. Lovell has already been shown interest by The Liberty City Kings, whose Racist fan base see him as an excellent signing. |
| 09/03/03 RAPID OFF TO A FLYER! Rapid Vienna started the new season isn excellent style with a comfortable win over Clevedon town, the second highest ranked team in the league behind Rapid. Clevedon are thought to be one of the teams fighting for promotion but never really got going. Elvis Mcreynolds got the goals but it was new signing Jasper Dixon, with his skill and excellent passing, that caught the eye. More information on the game can be found in the Results section. |