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| SECTION II: Abilities 1. If you have a blackbelt in a form of martial arts that you actually went to a school to get give yourself 5 points 2. If you wage your wars in back alleys (if you are a street fighter, an accomplished one) give yourself 5 points 3. If you can take a shot in the junk and not flinch give yourself 3 points 4. If you can go invisible give yourself 3 points 5. If you are some damn sneaky you don't need invisibility give yourself 5 points 6. Give your self 3 points if you have a kick ass vehicle, like if your car shoots missiles or if there is a minigun in the back of your SUV 7. If you can teleport give yourself 3 points 8. If you are proficient with melee weapons such as swords and knives give yourself 3 points 9. If the weapon you use is bigger than you give yourself 2 points 10. If you can pull some slow motion Matrix shit give yourself 2 points 11. If you use two assault rifles, one in each hand give yourself 3 points 12. If you never run out of ammo give yourself 2 points 13. If you shoot death rays give yourself 3 points 14. If you cast spells and they work give yourself 3 points 15. If you can suck a golf ball out of a garden hose and you are male, take off 10 points, if you are female give yourself 5 points get yourself over to my house in 10 minutes� 16. If you can make crazy shit out of almost anything, like making a bomb out of a stick of chewing gun, a battery, and a thumbtack give yourself 3 points 17. If you haven't answered yes to any of the questions in section 2, take away all your points and leave my site |
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