1. If you drop a one-liner after you ruin someone's shit give yourself 3 points
2. If you make dramatic entrances with at least 3 explosions give yourself 5 points
3. If you wear a costume and people say how much it rocks give yourself 3 points
4. If you have a costume and people say it is stupid take away 5 points
5. Have you ever looked at someone giving you shit and scared them away? If so give yourself 3 points
6. If you are 15 and under and your presence has frightened off adults give yourself 5 points
7. If your presence makes members of the opposite sex sweat give yourself 3 points, if it makes members of the same sex sweat take away 5 points
8. If you have an archenemy you just cant kill, then you suck, take off 5 points because you suck
9. If you walk over a hill and are attack by random soldiers give yourself 5 points
10. If you have 7 scars in the shape of the big dipper on your chest give yourself 10 points (If I find out someone marked this they must send a picture cause I think you are full of shit)
11. If your best friend gave you those 7 scars and took your girl friend give yourself 10 points (same thing here, you are full of shit if you mark this)
12. If you have a theme song give yourself 1 point
13. If there is a guy that follows you around with a stereo blaring your theme music whenever you pass by people give yourself 3 points
14. If you have an army give yourself 3 points
15. If you have a weakness go to Hell you pussy, take off 10 points and leave
16. If you hesitate to destroy take off 10 points you sissy cry baby piece of shit
17. Do people know you by your trail of dead? If they do give yourself 10 points
18. If something around you explodes every 10 second like in an action movie give yourself 5 points
19. If you get off on pain give yourself 3 points
20. If you horde treasure like a dragon give yourself 3 points and give me $10
21. If you adventure on a daily basis give yourself 5 points
Ok� now it is time to figure out a total and discover how much ass you kick�
0-37: You suck, you kick no ass what so ever. You aren't even fit to clean the toilets in my kingdom.
38-74: You still suck but at least you might be fit to clean the toilets.
75-111: You kick ass on the weekends sometimes. You might be fit to be in my army
112-148: You are gaining your way to the top but there is still a long way to go. Maybe you could lead some other people who kick fewer asses than you.
149-184: Welcome fellow ass kicker you make me proud, but I bet you fucking cheating
185+: Well, I think the only two people capable of scoring this high are Maddox and myself so back and check your math�