The Humor Continues
1/18- *Amanda and Megan are at a basketball game*
          Meg: He's hot... *gestures to guy*
          Amanda: What about him? *points to different guy*
          Meg: He's ok from the front, but from the back he looks like an asshole.
          *Pause*
          Meg and Amanda: *laugh hysterically*
1/25- "Hey, why are the sales prices lower than the regular prices?!" -Megan, while doing a table in computer class
2/1- Guy 1: My eyebrows are kinda hairy, but they're better than yours.
       Guy 2: But MY eyebrows are nicely maintained and not all tangly. So my eyebrows are better!
       Guy 3: Well my dick is better than both of yours because I didn't misplace it!
                                                                     -(Something I overheard in Biology)
2/8- "What would you do if you only had one month left to live?" *week long conversation ensues* -Karina
2/15- Karina: Would you have sex with Neill?
        Megan: Ummm... no comment
        Amanda: HAHAHA! No comment! She wants your hot sexy bod, Neill!
        Megan: *shrieking* NO I DON'T!
        Neill: *grins knowingly*
2/22- *In Amanda's Car with the music blaring*
         Michelle: Can you turn that down? I'm gonna call my parents!
         Megan: *searches panel of CD player* *punches random buttons*
         Amanda: HEY!
         Megan: Push PAUSE. PUSH PAUSE!
         Amanda: Well, you find pause, and then I'll push it!
         Megan: *laughs*
         Michelle: SHUT UP! I'm on the pho- hi mom!
2/29- "I'm gonna suck my mom dry! *pause* WITH MONEY! WITH MONEY!" -Megan (pertaining to getting some money out of her mom) Sorry, it was too funny to not put on here, Meg.
3/7- Dallas: *playing game* AWWWW! I died!
       Joe: You CAN'T die, you're a freakin' ball!
3/14- Amanda: I'm not gonna study for my test, are you?
         Neill: Yeah, of COURSE I'm going to study... what test?
3/21- Mom: *looking through dad's drawers for some tape* Where is it?
         Amanda: I think he hid it.
         Mom: Well, WHY would he do that? Does he think we come in here when he's not home and snoop around?
I think we should all ignore the fact that the following dates have not happened.
3/28- Ms. New: *yells at Joe*
         Joe: *mumbles as Ms. New walks away*
         Ms. New: *comes up behind Joe*
         Joe: PMS-ing, that's what it is!
         Ms. New: *glares at him*
The following is a conversation between my grandfather and a student back when he (grandpa) was a professor at UMR.
4/4- Student: Where's the library at?
       Grandpa: Here at the University of Missouri-Rolla, we do not put prepositions at the end of our sentences.
       Student: Okay... where's the library at, asshole?
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