8/31- "You're all old enough to handle breasts" -Mrs. Scott
9/7- "To A1: Yeah... well your name is a STEAKSAUCE!" -Me (in a script)
9/14- "*southern drawl mixed with some hick* I try to stay away from him in fear of his stench" -Random Chick On Stairway
9/21- "You suck, I leave." -Megan in a Chinese voice
9/28- "She's very... non-gay." -Stephanie
10/5- Me: I have to pee
         Meg: You always have to pee!
         Me: Are you dissing my pee-ness?
10/12- "That's the only thing she CAN finger" -Me
Calendar pages flip off as time flies by. A few weeks later...
11/23-  Class: *is being VERY loud*
           Meg: Awwww, man! This sucks, now I have to do this and this and this!
           Class: *falls silent*
           Meg: DAMMIT!
           Mrs. Scott: *glances at her*
11/30- "*writes song about being bitched out about his lipstache*" -Neill
12/7- FJ: Do you guys like lesbian porn?
         Meg: No, but my BOYFRIEND does!
         FJ: *meanders off*
12/14- Jody: Puddle Of Mudd SUCKS!
          Amanda: Nirvana Sucks!
          Jody: OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Let me tell you a story! About two years ago, I   went out and bought a CD from the muddy banks of wishkah and it was                    AWESOME
          Amanda: Wishkah?
           Jody: YES!
          Amanda: Let me tell YOU a story. About two years ago, *I* went out and      bought a CD from K-Mart, and I'm pretty sure I stepped in a mud puddle on               the way in! It was Puddle of Mudd and it was also AWESOME!
12/21- "You're so mean to me. I'm only pointing out your flaws." -Me
12/28- "Beep... boop... beep... ding... la la la... ding ding ding... la diddly la... " -Michelle's new cell phone (that she was playing with)
1/4- Neill and Amanda Show Excerpt
Carlos: Excuse me?
Neill and Amanda: What-
McKenzie: The FUCK do you want? FUCKSHIT!
A: Is that Carlos' tourettes name?
N: No, just random tourettes musings.
A: In that case, can I change my tourettes name to FUCKSHIT?
N: NO!
McKenzie is a character who has tourettes. Neill said he is based on a real person who faked having tourettes in class one time, but we know how real some of Neill's stories are. 
1/11- Amanda: Blah blah... blah blah blah... (I forget what I was saying)
         Meg: And this chick who always talks about sex cuz she's a slutty whore, will ride my bus. She always talks about sex and instructs people on how to finger their girlfriends. Stupid annoying bitchy slutnation! (Ok, I added the last sentence in there for humor)
         A: Can I see her?
         M: Sure, you can see her when we walk up the stairs- SHIT! She's right in front of us!
         SexTalkGirl: *glares at Megan*
         M: I'll throw her off the trail! SO THAT HEATHER CHICK! *glances about paranoidly*
         Heather Hoertel: *meanders by and glares at Megan*
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