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More Stuff |
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THESE ARE ALL TRUE |
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Jeremy: Have you seen my sharpy?
Me: Sigh
Jeremy: Oh opps (He relized it was in his mouth |
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At a restraunt
My Dad: "Football is more than just a game. It is a potential opportunity to see a living person lying on the ground with a bone sticking out of his leg, while the fans show their appreciation, peerforming the wave." From Dave Barry's Greatest Hits.
As he is reading this the waitress walks up with food.
Waitress: Ok...... *walks away after putting food down*
My Dad: It is not mine it is his *throws book to me*
The waitress never came back except for 2 seconds to give him the bill. |
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Jen: You would be good at telling camp fire stories.
A random comment while I was reading the instructions for a english assignment |
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While In math class Ms Gorman to Jeremy and me: You are not allowed to wage war on any of your classmates |
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Me: Look more pockets that I didn't know I had.
Jen: You need directions for your pants |
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Me: You look like you gonna blow up.... KABOOM |
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Chris: That's a gay chip |
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Jen: Dont do that you are not chinese and this is English Class. Those ate my first two reasons |
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Mandi: Heather you just hit that lady with a stand |
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Me: Ms Gorman moved us to stop Jeremy, Mikey and I from going ahead. This back fired because now we even get farther ahead because we have nothing better to do. |
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Heather: He's Normal, I swear (Refering to me with a tie on my head) |
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Me: I did not know pants were inspected |
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Heather Did you have fun lawing your mow |
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Heather: Look the car plows over all the innocent pedestrains and we just follow in its wake |
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Me: No not human pants |
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Me: I just told my Italian Ice to die |
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Heather: Put That line on you duct tape |
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Mike: ADRIAN
Me: MIKE!
Ms Gorman: AHHHHHHHHH |
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Me: How can I have a locker that does not exsist |
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Homer: It takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen |
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Mr McCarthy: Monistuma was stoned by his own people... Stoned as in hit with rocks. |
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Lindsey: Why do people keep repoducing? |
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Little kids toy: The Chicken goes.. Mooooo! |
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Mike: I take freak the name as a completement |
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MrMcCarthy: When I lke of Indian Legacy I think of Narragansette beer |
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Heather: Adrian what does my elbow say
Me: I *heart* C4 |
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Me: Run like the trees |
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Mr Lovely; And I want you to be extra careful with the fire and chemicals in the labs.
Me: hehehehe fire hehehe chemicals hehehe
Leanna: HELP! |
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