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you know what? love doesn't hurt, it's when the person you love doesn't love you back that causes the pain, and most of the arguments that lead to someone spending the night in jail.
why can't men say ""I've changed my mind"" when they change it instead of letting shit ride until it hits the fan?
there are only two groups of people for which "I don't know" is considered a valid reason for doing stupid shit. Men and kids.
wait a minute.....sorry that is just one group with two sub-headings.
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Bit of advice for Guys....no matter how much you may want to, NEVER quit in the middle of sex with a girl. It will totally destroy her ego. Either don't start to begin with or ride it out till it's done. To do otherwise is risking serious damage to her emotional health and possibly your physical being, and no amount of apologizing will ever make her feel better.
Bit of advice for Girls....no matter how much you may want to, NEVER take a guy at his word when it comes to sex. If he changes his mind in the middle it will fuck up your head big time. If it happens it happens is the best way to go but don't plan on getting the goody just because he says it will happen. Disappointment under the best circumstances is an ugly thing and under those circumstances can be down right dangerous for both of you.
Bits of advice for everyone... Lots of people will come and go in and out of your live but true friends are forever, don't sweat the small shit or it can ruin what might be the best thing in your life.
don't worry over much about loving someone, just do it.
don't worry over much about someone not loving you, they don't have to.
don't worry over much about why people say one thing and do another, they are only human just like you.
don't worry over much about what people think of you, be yourself and be happy.
and when all else fails...there is always tomorrow to start again.
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Thoughts on Traveling by Greyhound.
don't do it if at all possible but if you do, go to the bathroom before you get on the bus, and hope to sit next to a cool person you can talk too. I met a wonderfully nice man on my way home from Kansas City. His name is Joel, and if it hadn't have been for him I think I would've cried all the way to GA instead of just to Concordia MO. We talked for hours and he made me laugh so much that I actually felt good for awhile. Thinking about him now still brings a smile to my face. I hope he made it safely to his destination and that everything goes well for him in the future. I also hope he emails me sometime but if not its ok, he's still one of the best things about my trip .
I don't like my therapist. He always asks how I'm doing and before I finish my first sentence he's going "uh-huh, uh-huh", like he's not really listening...I think I'm going to tell him that I'm planning on killing my nephew next time he asks what I've been doing with my time, just to see if he's really listening. I expect to enjoy the response either way.
Then there is my shrink. Almost as bad as my therapist but at least he does listen to what I say. Of course since English is his second language he rarely understands what I mean, but he does listen. Invariably I spend half my session explaining what I mean in small words to a man with a damn doctors degree, and this guy is supposed to be helping me? my god...he's allowed to prescribe controlled substances for shit's sake and doesn't know what "who pissed in your cornflakes" means. That is a half way scary thought.
Oh give me a home..where the buffalo roam, and run over all the spoiled rotten little bastards I have to babysit each day.
where what is always heard is their whining, screaming, talking back attitudes right before I grab the belt and whoop them,and the skys are child free and not cloudy all day.
Why is it the coolest people you meet live like 3 fucking hours away but every asshole in town is your nextdoor neighbor? Or worse the local bad ass cop is and likes to eye your company and run their plates just for fun.....
Finally the start of the new millinium. No last year wasn't the start and I'll tell you why. In a set of 10, 1 is the first and 10 is the last, in a set of 100, 1 is the first and 100 is the last, same with money and years. If someone owed you 2000 dollars would you accept 1999 as paid in full? NO you would want that last damn dollar to finish it off, DUH! so year 1 was the first and year 2000 was the last year of the 20th century ( a set of 100 years) so 2001 is the beginning of the 21st century.
why can't we beat the shit out of people who are badly in need of it and are asking for it? you know..the assholes we all come across in our daily lives that bug the shit out of us? a few well placed swings with the ball bat and the gene pool would definately be better off.
why is it that people who don't have childeren feel qualified to tell those who do how to raise them? Next time I see a yuppie egg layer tell a blue collar mom that she shouldn't "hit" her child after witnessing the child getting a swat on the butt for throwing a fit in a checkout line I'm going to knock her silly.
speaking of kids....
my sister's children are selfish, ungratefull, spoiled rotten, demons from the bowels of hell, spawned by satan himself.
They refuse to take any responsibility for their own actions. It's always someone else's fault. I think they have been watching too much news footage covering stupid lawsuits like the ones against tobacco.
Speaking of stupid lawsuits....I heard that this one mother whose child was "accidentally" shot by another child who was playing with his parents gun was going /is going to sue the manufactuer. Hmmmnnnn, its like...lets not blame the parent who left the gun where it could be found by child, and obviously didnt follow gun safety rules about keeping it unloaded and kept seperately from the ammunition., and lets not blame the MOTHER who is sueing for not monitoring her child and not knowing what her child and his friend were doing, and lets not blame the kids for not being taught by the parents to never play with guns.
sheeeesh..
Why is it that the most annoying song on the radio gets played every hour on the hour but cool music only gets played once a day? like anything by N'sync or Backstreet boys plays all the time on the radio stations around here but Creed only gets one shot you know....
Why does traffic move slower when the weather is hot and you have no air conditioning in your car? last week it was like a damn oven in my car and traffic was slower than shit taking 15 minutes to get out of town, , today it was actually nice and I was out of town in like 5 minutes
Why does it take 2 or more years for the state to repave a 5 mile stretch of road? seriously...there is a road that has been "worked on" for the last 2 yrs and it still isnt done...hmmnnn I smell kickbacks....
Why is the word bitch not edited out of t.v. movies but other words like dick, nuts, and balls are? Its like if its related to a woman its ok but lets not offend the men in the audience...yeah right the same guys who pick their noses, scratch their nuts in public and belch the alphabet are gonna get pissy if they hear the word dick in a movie...
Does the grass really grow greener on the other side of the fence? I can't tell i'm surrounded by weeds and dirt roads...
Why are more and more stupid laws passed with the idea that it will stop crime? HELLO!! criminals by defintion are just going to break them.
**sigh** men...can't live with them....can't trade them in for parts.....can't shoot them
This guy (I'll refer to him by his initials KN) actually has a brain, and can use it. Instead of going uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh, when I talk to him , he actually talks back and makes sense at the same time. I was astonished when I realized he could do this in person and not just by spending an hour or two on an email. He's really wonderful, truly someone I can love. Now it just remains to be seen if he feels the same way. :)
I go barefoot a lot. I prefer too. No big deal right? Well I had to go to Wal-Mart for some thread...just a freaking spool of thread. So I walk in, barefoot as usual, and begin to make my way down to the craft section. I hear someone one saying "excuse me miss..Excuse me MISS...MISS!!!" and I turn around wondering who in the hell is that?..and its the door greeter. Some dried up husk of a female with the beehive and too much makeup attempting to hide the ravages of time. She looks down her pointy nose at me and says.." You can't come in here without shoes..you have to leave." I'm like ??????...I have been in Walmart dozens of times barefoot, never had this happen. So I'm like "what??" and she rises to her full troglydyte height of a whopping 5'5 and says in a very snootty way "YOU HAVE TO LEAVE!!". By now the people surrounding us are noticing that something is going on. They stand there pretending to look at the merchendise while trying to over hear what is said without looking to be. I look her straight in the eye and cop an attitude of my own. "Fine"..I say..(quite loudly too I might add).." Since this store doesn't want it, I will TAKE MY BUSINESS AND MONEY SOMEWHERE ELSE!" and proceed to walk out of the store. Amazing the reaction I got. All the people around seemed to be in a state of shock that I would say such a thing instead of slinking back out and under my rock. I figure, she is an employee...she is there to make my shopping experience better/easier/ whatever...I don't work for her, she works for me...so I don't have to take her crap. I said at the door that I will never step foot in THAT store again, and believe me ....I won't.
I got a guy..who is a sometimes lover, no biggie, he's free and so am I. BUT when he's talking on the side to someone else, I'm like Dude...let her know what the deal is..and he's all..its none of her business, but if I say something to her then I'm telling his business. Wait a minute...its my business too isn't it? Yeah..but not if it cuts into his action I guess...
guys......can't live with them..can't shoot them...can't trade them in on self cleaning models.