| Quotes to make you Smile |
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"I am not a Burger King, Federal Express, or the Library of Congress; I don't do it your way, I don't deliver overnight, and I don't know everything!" "Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!" "If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 1.2 seconds." "If you were happy all the time, you wouldn't be a person, you'd be a gameshow host." "A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey." "A wise man once said to me, 'Shut the hell up!' " "Fly! Be Free! Like a little bumblebee!"
" '...Because I am the Mess-IA-h!' "There's plenty of fish in the sea, but if you don't like sushi I can recommend a good singles bar." "I can't wait to get married. It's going to be so great finding that one special person that I want to annoy for the rest of my life." "Men are like slinkies...It's fun to watch them fall down the stairs." "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so." On a keychain: "Mean people suck. (reverse) But what business is that of ours?"
"Wanna buy a duck?" "In my next life, I'm coming back as a bra." "Is it just me, or is it hilarious when people ask you for change, and you take all your loose change and throw it on the ground, and watch them scramble to pick it up?" "I am that man from Nantucket."
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