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Laugh Along!

 

What is the cheapest time to call your friends long distances?

When they're not home!

 
When doesn't a telephone work underwater?

When it's wringing wet! 

 
What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of plant?

Bell-bottoms!

 
Who was that on the phone?

Oh, just a woman saying it was long distance from china. But i told her I already knew that!

 
 Can you  telephone from the space shuttle?

Of course i can tell a phone from the space shuttle! the phone's the one with the long cord!

 
What do you call a large person who constantly calls up people, pretending to be somebody else?

A big phone-y!

 
What are you doing?

I'm trying to call  Washington!

Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!

 
A  person asked another person

''Do you believe in ghosts?''

''No, I don't.'' said the second person and disappeared.

 
Say this as quick as you can.

Betty better  bought some butter

'But' she said, ''the butter's bitter''.

So she bought some better butter.

Better than the bitter butter.

 

Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

 

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