The War of the Century!
Rating: R
Warnings:…well…THE WAR!
Setting: Read the first part for the whole background, but we left the group of lovers getting read to go for a swim…and the war has yet to begin…
So we shall now witness…this centric war…
"Vegeta come on!!" Bulma whined jumping up and down impatiently.
"Woman! I’m not going out there naked so just wait for me to get dressed!!" Vegeta yelled through the bathroom door.
"Gee I don’t know, I wouldn’t mind..." Bulma teased.
"Shut up woman!!!" Vegeta roared.
Bulma laughed.
Gohan grabbed Videl’s hand as they walked out to the beach. They walked along the shore of the beach peacefully.
"Hey Juhachigou, this may be a stupid question, but… Can you swim?!" Kurillin asked.
"I believe so. The normal human activities were programmed in my mind as an android," she replied.
"Well let’s test out your memory!" Kurillin said. Juhachigou smiled.
They ran out into the water.
Chi Chi walked out of the girl’s room in her bathing suit to find Goku already waiting.
"You look great," he said.
She smiled. "You can look all you want… but you can’t touch," she said with a grin.
"Is that so?" he asked.
"Not unless you can catch me first!" she said running out into the sandy beach.
Goku chased Chi Chi around trying to catch her.
Everyone stopped to watch although they knew Goku could move practically faster than the speed of light it was still amusing to watch them chase each other around like fools in love.
They mainly ran across back and forth but he started to gain on her. She smiled at this and ran toward the water. He laughed. Right when she got to the waters edge he tackled her.
"Eeeaaahhhhhh!" she laugh/screamed.
*SPLASH!!!!*
The gang clapped and whistled in enjoyment. There were bubbles everywhere and they could see a hand grab at the surface every few seconds. They resurfaced in a huge gasp for air.
"WooHoo!!" the crowd cheered. Everyone clapped again.
Goku smiled. "Now I don’t only hafta’ look!" was what he said before he kissed her making them fall back under the water again.
Everyone laughed and returned to their business.
"Kakarote, that dog," Vegeta commented.
"I don’t know, maybe he could give you some lessons," Bulma said pulling Vegeta up.
"Race ya’ to the water…" he said.
"Oh Vegeta you know I’m out of my league! Hey Vegeta! Vegeta no fair!" Bulma yelled running after him.
Juhachigou and Kurillin were having a splashing contest in the background and Gohan and Videl were casually swimming around like "normal" people would.
And under the surface…
Goku was tickling Chi Chi and she was on the verge of spitting out all her air. He saw this and grabbed her and threw her up in the air.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!" she screamed as she flew above the surface.
Everybody looked.
She descended and everyone was waiting to see if they needed to catch her. But when she was about to hit the water Goku jumped up and pulled her back under.
Everyone rolled their eyes and continued their playing.
She looked around under water and saw Goku nowhere in sight. She resurfaced. "Oh no ya’ don’t Goku! Not this time! I’m getting you first!" she decided. She went back underwater and scanned the endless white sand and occasional fish schools. *Goku! You little sneak! You’re probably watching me from a distance laughing your head off!* she thought to herself. She saw a dark shape in the distance. She swam out a little more towards it. She couldn’t see the ocean floor any longer. She looked further into the distance to make out the figure. It saw her and started to head towards her. She looked at it…
And then the part showing above the surface.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" (how many times has she screamed!?) Chi Chi screamed.
Everyone jumped above the water at the noise.
Chi Chi was screaming.
Goku shot up from the water and swam towards her. She dove into his arms.
"What!? What’s wrong!?" he asked with her in his arms.
"There’s a shark and it’s right behind you AAAAHHHHH!!!" she yelled making him run (in the water) to the shore.
Everyone else started swimming for shore also once they saw what was chasing them.
Vegeta grabbed Bulma, Gohan grabbed Videl and… yes… Juhachigou grabbed Kurillin as they all ran frantically out of the water. Everyone was laughing though, and the guys could’ve just blasted it to bits or flown out of there in a second but found it "fun."
"Hey, that felt like that scene in the movie you made me watch awhile ago," Vegeta commented.
"Jaws?" Bulma asked.
"Whatever the name was, it was amusing watching them run around in fear of an animal," Vegeta said.
"Well, sharks can kill a normal human," Videl replied.
"BUT, WE aren’t normal humans," Vegeta reminded. "And me especially because I’m a Pr…"
Everyone yawned and walked away from him.
"What!? You idiots! How dare you walk away from me!" he yelled following them close behind complaining.
"And you were screaming," Goku nudged Chi Chi. She glared at him. He put his hands up to surrender.
"Awe, the girls couldn’t survive one day on this island without us," Kurillin told Gohan.
"Hey we could to!" Videl yelled.
"Hey! You’re looking at fighting material here! And I broke your arm!!!" Juhachigou exclaimed to Vegeta.
Vegeta shuddered at the thought of that memory… beaten by a girl… the horror! "He meant those weaklings," Vegeta said pointing to Chi Chi and Bulma.
"Excuse me!? I’ve even fought Goku and put up a good fight! I defeated everyone before the engagement just so I could! And remember Slug!? That evil Namek!? I killed two of his henchmen!!" Chi Chi yelled.
"Fine then, that weakling!" Vegeta said pointing at Bulma.
"Oh really? Then why do I always succeed in forcing you to do WHATEVER I WANT?" Bulma asked in a serious tone.
"Ooooooooooh! Bulma scares Vegeta!" Juhachigou teased.
"You’re all weak!! I bet you couldn’t win anything against us!!!!" Vegeta yelled.
"I take that bet!!" Chi Chi said slamming a fist down on the picnic table.
"Me too!"
"Me three!"
"Me four!"
The other girls all simultaneously slammed down their fists.
The guys looked at each other.
Vegeta closed his hand around Bulma’s fist. "We’ll see," Vegeta grinned devilishly.
Kurillin put his hand on Juhachigou’s. Gohan on Videl’s and Goku on Chi Chi’s hand.
Goku looked up and tilted his head at her. "Or will we tie and have to break it?" Goku asked her smiling. He leaned forward and they kissed.
Everyone rolled their eyes again.
"Kakarote!! Fraternizing with the enemy!!!!! It will not be allowed until one side has won!!!" Vegeta yelled furiously like a crazy game show host.
"Well then, let the games begin!!!!" Gohan yelled.
All eight cheered with arms in the air.
Instead of rooms divided by couples the 2 large rooms were easily divided into a girls room… and a guys room… somewhat close to each other although still far away.
They looked up at the sky… after we get some sleep.
They all agreed. Although… they weren’t going to be getting ANY sleep!
Little did each of the separate rooms know that the other was planning the scams of their life to completely humiliate each other.
The war has just begun…