The War of the Century
Rating: R
Warnings: And so… the humiliation of the sexes begins!
Setting: The last event that occurred was a bet placed between guys and girls to see who will win this pride war. So now they must set out to devastate each other. And by the way, just to remind you, the girls have their own room and the guys have their own room.
Disclaimer: (see first part)
And so…
(Oh yes, and I’m sure you could’ve figured it out yourself but the following events are occurring at the same time)
The girls and guys were each holding a discussion in their rooms.
"Vegeta just thinks that girls have no power at all!! He’s so arrogant!!" Videl went on and on.
"Hey watch what yer’ sayin’ there!! He is my husband although I agree completely with you…" Bulma said.
"Well now, of course we’re not just going to sit here and wait for morning to come so what are we going to do?" Chi Chi asked.
"Ladies… We’re going to give them the battle of their lives!" Juhachigou lead. "And lets start with appearance!"
They all agreed and drove through their wardrobes for the appropriate gear. They pulled out all their camouflage gear, which happened to be mostly swimming suits and lingerie (it looks like camouflage bathing suits). Hooked up weapons of sorts to their arm and leg bands. And were all ready to go.
"Let’s kick some butt!!!!" they said, lined up for battle.
*While at the same time*
The guys were already in their camo boxers with various tank tops.
"It’s humiliation time boys!" Kurillin yelled.
"We’re going to show them who’s smarter!" Vegeta yelled.
"Yeah and more clever!" Goku yelled.
"Clever and smarter are practically the same thing Kakarote," Vegeta reminded.
"Oh. Oops," Goku blushed. "Well anyway..."
"Let’s kick some ass!!!!!" the guys yelled, lined up for battle.
"We’ve got to go over there in a way they won't see or suspect, so let's use the windows," Goku said leading the group out the windows.
"We’ve got to go over there in a way they won't see or suspect, so let's use the actual door, the guys would be expecting the windows," Juhachigou said walking out the door as her and Videl flew Chi Chi and Bulma out the door.
The guys flew in the girls room window.
"Hey… they aren’t here!" Gohan yelled.
"We can see that, duh!" Kurillin replied.
"Who cares were they are! They’re collecting seashells for all I care! Let’s get working!" Vegeta yelled.
They scanned their surroundings. A typical female room. Closet full of clothes, dresser, bed, nightstand, folded clothes at the end of the bed, and shelves. A dresser with each of the girls names labeled on their drawer for clothes particularly took their interest.
Vegeta pulled out a hammer and some nails. "Ok! Here we go!" Vegeta said climbing up on the labeled dresser with his tools in hand.
"Uh, Vegeta what are ya’ doing?" Goku asked.
"Kakarote, go through all of these drawers and give me all the lingerie you can find!" Vegeta ordered.
"Um… may I ask why?" Goku asked.
"I’m humiliating them what do you think, I’m going to post up all of their embarrassing goods and embarrass the hell out of them," Vegeta replied.
"Oh" was the only reaction. Goku started digging through the drawers throwing anything that wasn’t lingerie behind him.
"Hey! Hey watch it!" Gohan yelled now covered with clothes from standing behind Goku.
Vegeta vigorously nailed up various bras. "Kakarote get some underwear up here!! I’m only getting bras!" Vegeta yelled.
"Sorry Vegeta! I’m not used to this kind of pressure!" Goku yelled, voice cracking and blushing immensely.
Kurillin was looking through the clothes folded at the end of the bed and ran into something disturbing. "Alright!! Who’s wife wears thongs!!?" Kurillin yelled.
Vegeta and Goku looked at each other and blushed. Nobody answered the question. Although, the discoveries were soon nailed on the wall.
Goku was still searching through the four drawers. He placed a pretty skimpy lingerie set in Vegeta’s hand.
"Alright, who’s wife wears this thing!?" Vegeta asked teasingly. Nobody answered once again.
"Well Kakarote, you’re the one who found it! Who’s drawer was it in!?" Vegeta asked.
Goku blushed. "None of your business, your highness," Goku said threateningly. Vegeta smiled. "Say one freaking word and you’ll be the one humiliated! Your wife's drawer is next!" Goku threatened.
Vegeta shut up and ignored who owned the merchandise from then on.
Gohan just shook his head in pity.
Meanwhile….
The girls were looking around in awe of the guys room. Everything had a sticker label on it. Even the bed, which had a sticker that says "bed". Duh!
"I can’t believe that they’re this organized!" Bulma yelled.
"Well they’re gone," Videl said.
Everyone looked at her stupidly, she turned red.
"I heard guys are this organized because they get so drunk they can’t remember what’s what," Juhachigou said. Everyone laughed.
They noticed five coolers in the corner of the room labeled "sport". They all got evil grins on their faces.
"Well ladies… let's teach them a lesson!"
They ran over and opened the coolers revealing hundreds of sports drinks tightly packed together.
"Well, stop gawking and start dumping!" Juhachigou yelled as they all emptied the contents of the sport drinks on the floor.
Puddles of sport drink started to form all over the floor. When Chi Chi finished her cooler emptying she went to their dresser to investigate for anything interesting.
"Hey Bulma, I thought you told me Vegeta wears briefs not boxers," Chi Chi said.
"Hey! Leave my husband's underwear alone!!" Bulma yelled. "Wait that gives me an idea!"
They pulled out all of the boxers etc.
"oooOOooo!!" Kurillin cooed.
"What is it Kurillin?" Gohan asked.
"Men! We have found the makeup!!" Kurillin yelled. They all ran over.
"Grab some and start drawing on the walls!" Kurillin yelled, lipstick in hand.
A short while later stick figures covered the walls with occasional word bubbles.
"Well come on, let’s scram!" they yelled jumping out of the windows closing them behind.
"Come on girls! Let’s get out of here!" Juhachigou yelled. Her and Videl picked up Chi Chi and Bulma and took off shutting the door behind them.
"AAAHHHHHHHHHHH~HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" The screams could be heard from both sides.
They guys walked into their rooms. The sport soda contents left the room with a shallow pool of water in the bottom. There were streamers of boxers hung from the ceiling like they were meant for a party. And so were Vegeta’s heart bowers!
"BULMA!!" he boomed.
The coolers were thrown carelessly around the room and the girls had made little people shapes out of the soda bottles glued together. They hung them from the ceiling as a threat.
Gohan went into the corner and opened a hatch in the floor that started to drain the floor.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" they screamed again. "WARRRR!!!"
There were bras, underwear, and nightgowns up all over the walls. The girls looked at each other as if to suspect who owned what. Their other clothes were EVERYWHERE and their makeup was ruined.
They went up to the other wall to observe the drawings. There was a picture (these are all silly stick people) of Vegeta with huge muscles and Bulma bowing at his feet crying. There was another of all three girls looking disarranged and mentally ill that had an arrow pointing to it saying "The Losers!" There was also one of the guys standing looking buff and the girls below that said "You are our slaves!! Bow at our feet!" And then…there was one with a picture of Kurillin taller than Juhachigou that had a word bubble that said "HA HA HA HA HA!" That was the last straw.
"Oh!! This means WWAAAARR!!!" Juhachigou and the others yelled.
"You hear me!!??? WAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!" echoed their voices as the guys walked along the beach thinking of what they could do. They laughed at their screams but were still stumped. Then… they got an idea…
"Wait, did you get that soft fruit you served at dinner on this island?" Videl asked Chi Chi.
"Yeah, why?" Chi Chi asked back.
Videl exchanged a look with the girls. They all smiled.
The girls jumped out their back window. They ran through the tropical trees and gathered all of the fruit they could.
The girls had all they need and so did the guys.
But it was so dark the girls could hardly see we’re they were going.
"Um… you guys… It’s dark, we’re in the middle of a tropical forest… and this is the first time we’ve ever been here!! We’re lost!!" Chi Chi yelled.
"Oh settle down, we’ll find our way out."
The guys had already found them.
A voice came from the trees above them, "Oh gir~ls… looking for anyone in particular?" the teasing voice called out from the trees. A water balloon plummeted from above exploding on the ground near Bulma.
"SCATTER!!!!!" Juhachigou yelled as they ran through the woods like crazy.
Water balloons were exploding every which way. The guys hopped through trees following.
Juhachigou made her way up in the trees to the same level. She secretively grabbed Chi Chi and Bulma faster than the eye could see and brought them up in the trees also. Videl was behind a rock.
Goku and Vegeta landed on the ground looking around cautiously for any sign of their wives.
"Heeeyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!" came a yell as Chi Chi dove right down from the tree onto Goku taking him down skidding in the sandy ground.
Vegeta looked down in surprise as Bulma did the same and grabbed a fruit and smashed it right in his face.
"That was for saying we’re your slaves!!!" she yelled grabbing a lock of his hair and giving it a good tug.
"AWHH! Gross!" he yelled wiping off his face.
Bulma scurried off into the forest safety once again.
Kurillin was in a tree looking around in the dark and trying to sense Juhachigou’s power. He looked through the leaves continuing his search until he heard a branch creak behind him.
"What the!? AHHH!" he yelled as he was pushed out of the tree. He hit the ground hard. "Oops… heh, forgot I could fly again," he reminded himself. "Now I’ll just… AAHH!!" He yelled as a fruit hit him in the back of the head. "Oh nasty!" he yelled running like mad as numerous fruits were fired at him with force.
Goku and Chi Chi were wrestling on the ground.
"Ha! Teach you to hang my lingerie on the wall!" she yelled hitting him with fruit and hitting with her fist.
Goku wasn’t enjoying getting fruit in his hair. "Well you just dumped $200 worth of sport drinks on our bedroom floor!!" he yelled back, trying to hold her back. He tried to get over her so he could have more control but when he did she flipped him.
"AWW MY SHIRT!" Gohan yelled as Videl hit his shirt with a big soft mushy fruit. "Man that was expensive!" he sighed.
Videl flew out from behind her cover and got him good right in the face.
They were silent. He stood there with the fruit sliding off his face.
She couldn’t take it anymore. "HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" she started laughing.
He wiped the fruit off his face. "AARRGH!" he yelled as he flew after her and she flew for her life.
"BULMA!! Woman! You can’t hide forever!!" Vegeta yelled.
She flipped down from the tree and landed on her feet. "Fine Vegeta! You want me! Come and get it!" she yelled fiercely.
He was surprised that she was so confident. "Ok, don’t mind if I do!" he yelled running after her with water balloons exploding at her feet.
Chi Chi suddenly jumped up and took off running, Goku not far behind.
Videl also still had Gohan chasing her.
Juhachigou was chasing Kurillin but for some odd reason suddenly started running from him.
Bulma was running for her life. "There it is! This had better work!" Juhachigou said at full speed, heading for the clearing up ahead.
Everyone else had it in view to and all of the girls sped up. When the guys could see the clearing they thought of it as opportunity and at the last moment went maximum power.
But Chi Chi ran straight to Juhachigou and Bulma right to Videl and before the guys knew it...
*BBOOOOMMBB!!!!!* Trees broke, fruit fell, and when the dust cleared… the guys had been on a planned collision course. The dust cleared and showed how the situation was going.
The four bodies of the guys seemed motionless in shock. In a painful pile of fruit-beaten men.
The girls stepped forward in an elite line.
"Surrender to the female side!" Juhachigou said in a low voice as she pointed a stick (that was being used as a pretend sword) at their throats. (From StarWars "surrender the darkside!" said Darth Vader) The girls started to laugh hysterically.
The guys sighed a painful sigh of defeat. Vegeta said nothing, just bit his lip.
The girls were still laughing. The guys all exchanged secretive looks and held out their hands to be helped up. The girls replied willingly and grabbed their hands…. Only to be PULLED FORWARD!!
The guys got ahold of them and held them tight. They were kicking and screaming like mad. And… a few were swearing.
The guys ran to the waters edge and then lifted the girls above their head.
"Oh no!"
"You wouldn’t dare!"
"I’ll kill you if you even think about it!"
"NNOOO!!" the girls screamed.
"Do it!" the guys yelled.
"AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" the girls screamed as they were thrown into the water.
The guys jumped in and started a mad chase of revenge.
Juhachigou was laughing hysterically again at the fact Kurillin couldn’t catch her.
Goku jetted through the water and hit Chi-Chi dead on not letting go. He put his arms around her waist.
"Hey, I thought there was no fraternizing with the enemy," she said.
"The war is over, you have won, oh great one," Goku said in a robot-like voice.
She laughed as they fell back once again.
The End!