DISCLAIMER: Dragonball Z characters are not mines. They are owned by their owners. Also the Sailor Scouts. And
anything involved in this story.
GENRE(TYPE): COMEDY AND DRAMA. ALL WRITTEN BY ME, KATALEEYA SOK!
RATED: R... I GUESS FOR very little PROFANITY (CUSSING) OR WHATEVA YOU LIKE TO RATE IT.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: What is up with Vegita lately? Well, if you really wanna know, read on to find out! I am not gonna spoil
N-E-thing. This odd story is mainly about the relationship between two different people. And I don't mean Goku and Chi-Chi.
Who else would you think. Specially, by the title. The battle is on between Goku and Vegita. And we're not talkin' serious.
This takes place when Goku is about 22 and Chi-Chi about 21. You could say this is kinda like a comedy and drama. Well,
here goes!!! ~Kataleeya sok
~BREAKFAST, THAT MORNING~
Gohan sat at the nearly empty table waiting for his Mom, who had been taking longer than usual. Geez... what's holding
Mom, probably Dad... he thought to himself.
~MEANWHILE~
"Oh, Chi-Chi..." Goku muttered, as he was shaving in the bathroom. She walked herself into the bathroom.
"What is it, Goku? If it is about taking Gohan to Krillin's place again, NO," she replied simply, her face as serious as ever.
Goku sighed. Then continued on with what he was doing. Chi-Chi gave him a soft kiss on the cheek and walked down to the
kitchen.
~LATER~
"Oh, come on, cheer up, Bulma. You need to stop actin' like Chi-Chi," Krillin said, rubbing his head.
"Who's talkin' 'bout Chi-Chi?" a voice asked, which sounded like Goku's. There he was standing in the front yard with Gohan.
Krillin ran to them, "I was just tellin' Bulma not to act like Chi-Chi, that's all."
Gohan smiled, "I don't think you should be sayin' anything, Krillin."
Chi-Chi walked out of the car. "Son Goku!! Get your lazy butt over here! I haven't got time to wait!!!" she yelled loudly.
Goku glanced at her, then back to Krillin and Bulma. "Ok! I'll be right there!" he said as he raced quickly to her.
"Goku, go get some firewood for the barbecue! Can't you do anything right???" she scolded, her hands on her hips.
Goku sighed. " No."
Chi-Chi sweatdropped. "AAAhhhh!!!!!!!! Goku!!! Don't you dare 'NO' me!!!! Now GO!!!!"
Gohan grabbed onto his Mom's hand.
"Uhh... Krillin will go," Bulma suggested. "The others aren't gonna be too quick about coming..." Chi-Chi gave Bulma a mean
look, then walked herself into the house.
Krillin let out a sigh of relief. "Whew! At least she didn't argue back."
"SON GOKU!!!!!!!! I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T GO, THIS FRYING PAN IS GOIN' IN THAT FACE OF
YOURS!!!!!!!" Chi-Chi said, holding onto a huge frying pan.
Where did she get that from? Bulma questioned herself.
I swore I hid that frying pan good enough. Gohan sighed then looked up at Krillin.
"Uhhh... Chi-Chi! LOOK!!!!" Goku managed to yell out, as he pointed into the blue sky. She turned around, by the time she
turned back he was running faster than a cheetah. She quickly chased after him. Gohan looked at Bulma and Krillin. " I'm
sorry..."
They just smiled in return.
~MINUTES LATER~
"FLYING NIMBUS!!!!" Goku yelled out as the cloud drifted down quickly.
"GOKU!!!!!!!! I'll get you!!!! Wait till I get my hands on you."
Without knowing it, Goku had led himself into a lot of trouble.
"HAH! How dare you underestimate my power? Pathetic girl... you are nothin', but a low life human. You have no power to
defeat this Saiyan Prince! Hah! Don't make me spare my breath, talkin' to such ignorance."
VEGITA!! Goku thought as he noticed Vegita and Sailor Venus. And what was worst was that he was right in the middle this
time.
"Ooooh, what a cutey... perfect timing, too... I was just gettin' angry, but since you're here..." Sailor Venus uttered.
"Quit wastin' time, and let me finish you off easily," Vegita replied, not paying any attention to Goku.
Hmmmmmm... I got an idea, she thought. "OH, GREAT POWER OF THE PLANET VENUS... PLEASE HELP ME
OVERCOME THIS HANDSOME MAN!! VENUS LOVE CHAIN!!!!!!! GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she yelled out, pointing it to
Goku. He quickly dodged it.
"AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" yelled Vegita as he fell down from the sky, with a loud thud.
"OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN!!!" yelled Venus as she covered her mouth.
Chi-Chi ran quickly to him, thinking it was Goku.
"Huh? VEGITA!!!! YOU!! I still haven't got you back for throwing me against that cliff those few days ago!!!! YOU
IDIOT!!!!!!!" she raised the frying pan high above her head and began to bring it down.
"CHI-CHI!!!!! WAIT!!!!!!" Goku yelled as he flew down. "Don't do anything! Some girl just attacked him."
"Yeah, that girl is gonna be ME!!" Chi-Chi yelled, as she raised the frying pan again.
Suddenly, the Sailor Scouts, Moon, Mars, Mercury and Jupiter came down from the heavens.
"Excuse me, but you wouldn't happen to have seen our friend, Sailor Venus, have you?" Jupiter asked.
Sailor Mars and Sailor Moon argued in the back.
"Ooooh, he looks even better than Darien!" squealed Sailor Moon.
Mars nudged at her. "Darien's yours... as for him! He's MINE!!" she said as she grabbed onto Goku's arm.
Chi-Chi felt herself begin to burn up. "AAAAHHHH!!!! HE'S MY HUSBAND!!!!" She suddenly knocked Mars out with
the frying pan. "AND, AREN'T YOU, SUPPOSE TO BE IN YOUR TV SHOW RIGHT NOW???!!!!!!"
Mercury sighed. "We already were... it's five right now. We played at four, on CARTOON NETWORK."
Suddenly, Venus swooped down. "It is I, Venus, the planet of love. I think that was my line," she replied.
Jupiter pulled at her and the others, "Come on, we haven't got time, lets go!"
They all flew off, except Sailor Moon. She walked past Chi-Chi nervously, afraid of the frying pan. She then kneeled down
beside Mars and pulled her to her feet. They then flew off.
ScriptWriter: CUT!!! CUT!!! THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT! WHERE DID THESE SAILOR SCOUTS COME
FROM??!!!"
"There gone now sir," yelled out an assistant.
ScriptWriter: All right, roll 'em!!
Goku looked at Chi-Chi nervously. Vegita began to mumble.
"Move away, Goku!! This guy is going down... AGAIN!!!!" yelled Chi-Chi.
Vegita raised his head in alarm at what he had just seen. "Wow... what a beautiful woman? Even I, the Saiyan Prince has
fallen under your spell of beauty..." he uttered, in amazement.
Chi-Chi smiled with care. "Huh? I am? Goku doesn't even say that about me."
Isn't she gonna hit him with the frying pan? Goku thought.
"What?? You think Chi-Chi is pretty? HAH!" he said.
Chi-Chi then elbowed him hard in the stomach.
"SHUT UP!!! Just cause you don't say it, doesn't mean you should stop him!!!!!" she yelled. Then Krillin, Bulma and Gohan
rushed to the scene.
"DAD!!!" Gohan yelled as he ran to his father.
"Vegita!" yelled Krillin as he stood in front of Chi-Chi. She pulled him back.
"Don't worry! He's not gonna do anything harmful! He even would admit it. Watch! Hey! Vegita, what do you wanna do in
life?" Chi-Chi asked.
Vegita still on the ground, looked up at her. " I wanna get married to you, fair earthling."
She smiled. Goku gave him a 'don't you touch my girl, or I'll fuck you up look'. He grabbed Chi-Chi by the arm and pulled her
up and close to him.
"Get away from him, Chi-Chi..who knows what this guy is up to?" Bulma uttered, hiding behind the short Krillin.
"Never trust a Saiyan, who says he wants to kill your husband," Krillin replied.
Gohan held onto his Mom's leg. Chi-Chi pulled away from Goku.
"At least he has good stuff to say about me! As for you! You don't even show me your feelings... I could never get out a nice,
romantic word out of that mouth of yours!!!!" she yelled.
Bulma putted a comforting hand on her shoulder. "It's true! You know how much Chi-Chi cares about you... but you always
run off on her... claiming to save the world."
Krillin shook his head. Here we go... he thought.
Goku just stood quiet for a brief moment.
"All you say, is 'everything's gonna be all right'... but you're always ending up hurt..." Chi-Chi added, as tears formed in her eyes.
Gohan looked up at his dad. "Dad..."
Vegita sighed. "Oh, come on... get this over with... pathetic people... I'm gettin' all emotional inside."
~A DAY LATER~
Chi-Chi slept in the bed, comfortably.
Goku on the other hand sat up, still thinking about what had happened just a day ago... did Vegita really mean what he said?
The night before he just wished he had shut his eyes and it was all just a dream... more like a nightmare... now that Vegita had
feelings for Chi-Chi, it made him wonder, how. Now, he had a different reason to go up against Vegita. But, which was
better? The fact that he wanted to rule over Earth or take away Goku's beloved. It all just haunted Goku. Running back and
fourth in his mind.
He looked down at the sleeping Chi-Chi.
She probably doesn't think I even care for her... it wasn't all because of that promise I made with the Ox King... or
whatever it was... I've known Chi-Chi, practically all my life. By now, she should know how much I love her...
Chi-Chi turned around to face Goku, but was still sound asleep. She was beautiful when she slept. Actually, she was always
beautiful to him. She was the only girl in his heart and his eyes.
"Mmmmm..." she mumbled, putting an arm around Goku's waist. He smiled at her, then gently stroke at her black hair. There
was a knock on the bedroom door.
"Dad... can I come in?" Gohan asked. Goku smiled at his little boy. Gohan quickly sat on the bed next to him. "Is mom
gonna be alright? I mean... about Vegita..."
Goku glanced at Chi-Chi and back at the curious boy. "It's no problem. Nothin's serious."
Chi-Chi began to move around and opened her eyes shielding it from the sunlight.
~LATER~
"Goku, are you goin' somewhere with Krillin, again?" Chi-Chi questioned, as Goku placed a dish into the sink. He stood next
to her, smiling, mischievously.
"What is it?" she asked, looking at the sink full of dishes. All of a sudden, before he could answer, the doorbell rang.
"I'll get it!" Gohan yelled, jumping out of the chair.
Chi-Chi looked at him. "Young man, where are your manners?!" she scolded.
"Aww, Chi-Chi, go easy on him," Goku replied.
"Don't even say anything! This is between me and your son."
Gohan frowned. "Sorry, mom."
Chi-Chi smiled, " There we go, that's my little scholar. Now, go answer the door, sweetie."
Gohan swung the door wide open.
"Hello, son of Kakarot," Vegita's voice echoed in Gohan's ear. His smile lifted on one side.
Oh, God... Dad... hurry! Gohan thought to himself.
Goku poked his head out from the kitchen. He stood straight as he noticed Vegita standing on his front porch. What does he
want?
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