DISCLAIMER: Dragonball Z characters are not mine. They are owned by their
owners. And anything involved in this story. EVERYTHING!
GENRE(TYPE): COMEDY AND DRAMA. ALL WRITTEN BY ME, KATALEEYA SOK!
Rated: R??? Cussing...
Author's Note: How do u feel about what's goin on so far? If you have read
"Has Vegita Gone Mad? Part One", you should kinda get a hint of what's gonna
happen. Vegita gets a bump on his head, looses his mind and falls madly in love with
Goku's wife?!?!? Now this is weird... why do things keep gettin worse for Goku?
Maybe it isn't... just read to know what's up... :) Heheheheh...
Has Vegita Gone Mad?
Goku stood still for quite a while, as Chi Chi walked over to the open door to greet what was Vegita... of all people. Goku quickly raced to her as soon as possible, not realizing that he had just given up on eating a little bit more. (Just like he usually would).
Gohan moved away and walked himself into the kitchen, knowing that nothing serious was going to actually happen. Maybe a brawl, but with his mother around, he knew well.
"Oh, look who's here, if it isn't Kakarot's female! Just the person I've been looking for. May I be of service to you?" Vegita uttered.
Chi Chi flashed Goku a dirty look that burned a hole right through him. If it wasn't bad enough, he would have to put up with her babbling any second now.
But everything suddenly paused when some unknown character popped up.
"Hi all!"
Goku covered his face with the palms of his hand, as he noticed it was Sailor Venus.
ScriptWriter: CUT! CUT! Would someone please tell me what is up with these
stupid Sailor Scouts that keep interrupting my SHOW!?!?! We haven't got time
for this bullshit! It is nearly 5:12. We are on right now 'til
5:30!!! Hurry up or someone gets hurt! Drag her off the screen and tell her show to wait
their turn!!!
Assistant: Yes Sir!!!
He quickly pulled her by the hair and dragged her off the set.
ScriptWriter: Action!
"Well, aren't you gonna invite me in?" Vegita questioned.
Chi Chi rolled her eyes and signaled him to come on over.
Goku sighed and slammed the front door shut in Yamucha's face without realizing it.
They walked into the kitchen and sat down to what was another dish of breakfast, if once wasn't enough.
Vegita slowly removed something from behind him.
"OHHHH!!! Vegita! You shouldn't have! Flowers, for me?!" Chi Chi exclaimed, flashing Goku a dirty look once again.
Gohan sighed, noticing a jumpy Yamucha outside the kitchen window. "Oh, hey Yamucha, I hope you know there's a dog out there," he uttered.
Yamucha's eyes widen as he ran back and fourth across the yard.
Gohan yawned and continued to his room.
A screaming Yamucha scurried continuously, waiting for someone to save him.
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!?!?! (ROOF ROOF!!!)" he yelled, ever so loudly.
When suddenly, out of no where, Bulma came flying down, in a... Cat Woman Suit?
"Hahaha! Have no FEAR, Cat Woman Bulma is HERE!!! O~oh, I made a rhyme!"
Yamucha managed to roll his eyes. Everything immediatley paused.
"Bulma... of all heroines to dress up as... you're gonna come as Cat Woman?"
There was a short silence.
"Bulma, let me make this clear... Dog chasing me, YOU cat!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAMUCHA!!! SAVE ME!!!" she squealed, jumping into his arms.
Goku, Vegita and Chi Chi looked to where the noise was coming from, but continued to ignore it.
~LATER~
Goku, Krillin and a ruined Yamucha sat on the front porch watching Gohan play with his new toy that was given to him by Ox King. He threw the white and red ball across the grass.
"Pikachu, I choose you!!" he exclaimed, but the ball stayed still without moving an inch. "Cheap piece of shit, no wonder our show makes more money!" Gohan frowned, running to it.
Krillin chuckled to himself, as he walked over to him.
"Hey, let me see that..." He tossed the ball up in the air and continued to do so.
Yamucha forced himself to stand up and head to his car.
"Yamucha, don't forget your crutches," Goku reminded.
"GOKU!!!" Chi Chi yelled, walking over to him. "How many times did I tell you to let Gohan study instead of sitting around believing that ugly little yellow things that shoot out lighting exist! You are such a horrible father! I can't believe YOU! GOHAN! IN, NOW!"
"Coming, mom..." he uttered, walking into the house.
"Ah, come on Chi Chi, quit being so hard on them," Krillin laughed.
"Stay out of this baldy! Kinda odd, coming from someone with no nostrils!" Chi Chi piped. "PAN!!! ... Hello~o! I said, PAN!!!"
ScriptWriter: Would someone give this damn girl a pan?!
Assistant: Yes sir!
"Thanks," Chi Chi replied.
Krillin walked backwards slowly, Vegita had gotten all dressed up and got out of his car.
Without knowing it, Krillin had led Chi Chi's pan onto Vegita's head, that ended with a loud thud.
"Oops, I did it again!" Chi Chi uttered a bit clumsy.
Goku, Chi Chi and Krillin kneeled down beside Vegita, who was in a moment of unconsciousness. He slowly opened his eyes, and sat up.
"Oh, poor Vegita!" Chi Chi yelled.
He shook his head, roughly and stood up.
"Where the hell am I? Woman! Hands off of me!" he yelled, getting back lost memories.
"Vegita, are you alright?" Goku managed to ask, making himself sound concerned.
Vegita looked down at himself, noticing that he was wearing a hot pink shirt, and bright orange pants. "What in the world, did this female do to me?! I demand an answer!!!"
Chi Chi's mouth opened wide, as she began to raise the frying pan over her head, (as if it never happened before).
BANG!!! PING!!! BASH!!!!! THUD!!! BLING!!
~THAT NIGHT~
Vegita managed to regain consciousness after a couple of hits to the head.
Goku sat beside Chi Chi with a smile, wrapping his arms around her. Which didn't happen to often.
She was surprised at how much he showed his feelings to her. She smiled, "Oh, Goku... I'm glad everything went back to normal, even though I didn't really mind what happened earlier."
"Don't worry, even if he thinks you're the most unattractive girl in the world, you're still beautiful to me, Chi Chi, always," Goku whispered softly into her ear. They shared a short but passionate kiss.
Chi Chi smiled, leaning her head on his broad shoulder. The smile suddenly faded.
"He thinks I'm the most unattractive girl in the world?! WHERE IS THAT VEGITA, I SWEAR I WILL BASH HIS HEAD INTO PIECES!!! WHERE'S MY FRYING PAN?!"
ScriptWriter: Oh, the drama...
Sailor Venus: And I started it all... Come to think of it, I think I should be the next new character in the
story! I could be Super Saiyan Venus! Yea!
ScriptWriter: *slowly turns his head to her* You... You're still here...
Sailor Venus: Yup! And I'm never leaving again!
ScriptWriter: I QUIT!!!
~THE END~
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