All questions I�m sure you�d like answers to.

Sadly I don�t know where you�ve misplaced your porn, but I can answer the first two questions. As you (should) know, I�m over here in Japan teaching the wee little kids some English. When I�m not doing that, what could I possibly be up to? Well for one thing I could be buying you replacements for that porn you lost, but I�m not. I�m traveling and wondering around, sometimes I�m even doing my job like I ought to be. Wherever I go my mobile goes with me.

Japan is way ahead of the States in the mobile business. I seem to remember they are called cell phones there. The Japanese call them keitai. There is no doubt these wacky and industrious people love the little things. They chime and vibrate away wherever I go, including my own. The ones here are also far far FAR more high-tech than anything in the States. For example, my provider is Vodafone, from whom I bought a Mitsubishi make of mobile that has an awesomely large screen, can connect me to the internet, and has a 2.0 mega-freakin� pixel camera.

Wherever I am off to, my mobile is as well, and it is always being brought out to take a quick picture here or there, and of course to surf the internet and order you that porn you keep losing, I wish you�d be more careful about that.

So this is Japan through my mobile.

-Adam H. Lisbon-