RAWF ERUPTION

23:22 Into the match...

1. Basic Killer 6. Danny Szatkowski 10. (Gone) 14. Mickyskimins
2. Big Kahuna 7. Dirge 11. (Gone) 15. Omega
3. Bill Fury 8. (Gone) 12. Matt Korben 16. Schultz
4. Blackout 9. High Roller 13. (Gone) 17. Trash Barlow
5. Bo Dacious 20 X = Suitcase 18. Jeffery Manson



In Ring R - Szatkowski gets to his feet and spots the sledgehammer in Manson's arms. He walks over and tries to pry it out, but Manson has a death grip on it, even in unconsciousness. Danny shrugs, then leaves the ring, heading toward Ring A. Schultz and Manson both start to stir.

In Ring A - Blackout starts to climb the ladder, but from out of nowhere .... well, Ring R actually ..... Szatkowski leaps into the ring and starts climbing the opposite side of the ladder. Once they are both at the top, they start exchanging blows back and forth, both trying to force the other off of the ladder. Kahuna, still nursing his injured shoulder, walks up and starts shaking the ladder, trying to knock it over. Blackout decides to abandon his fight with Danny and leaps at Kahuna, hitting him with a flying bodypress. Szatkowski tries to take advantage of the momentary respite and reaches for the suitcase, but Blackout is back up and climbing the ladder quickly to stop him. The two go back to exchanging punches. They battle back and forth so long that they give Kahuna time to recover and this time he DOES manage to get the ladder pushed over. Blackout and Szatkowski go flying over the top rope. Blackout lands in front of the announcers table, but Szatkowski lands ON it! The table shatters on impact, dumping Brad and Doc's monitors to the floor.


Brad: Well, that took longer to happen then I thought it would. I'm surprised we kept out table THIS long.

Doc: Damnit Starkuski, you spilled my drink.

Brad: Thats Szatkowski.

Doc: Whatever.

IN RING W- Bo slowly gets to his feet, only to be grabbed by Dirge and given a diamond cutter. Then Dirge repels off the ropes and gives Bo a Nevada Nightmare. He then gives Korben a Nevada Nightmare as well. Finally with a snarl on his face, he grabs a ladder and sets it up. He climbs up and with no one around to stop him grabs a suitcase. He rips it off its hook, climbs down and gets the hell out of Dodge.

Brad: We now have exactly half the suitcases gone. Dirge claims the fifth one. Not a big surprise, I figured he'd get one eventually.

Doc: How pissed do you think he'd be if it was another "Your Fired" briefcase?

Brad: If it is, I'm leaving town NOW.

IN RING R- Manson and Schultz both get to their feet at roughly the same time. Schultz charges Manson again but Manson gets "Mommy" in position and clotheslines him with it. Manson looks around, realizes there is no ladder in the ring, and heads towards Ring W.

IN RING A- Kahuna starts to set the ladder back up, when he's ambushed from behind by Bill Fury. Bill spins him around and starts a swinging. Several punches later, Kahuna is dazed and swinging at ghosts. Bill folds the ladder up and brandishes it in front of him. He clobbers Kahuna across the face with it, sending him to the mat. The hit opens up a nasty gash on Kahuna's forhead and blood oozes down the side of his face as he lies there. Fury braces the ladder against Kahuna's throat and applies pressure. Kahuna thrashes about trying to push the ladder away. Meanwhile outside the ring, Blackout slowly gets up, and sees Szatkowski lying amoung the rubble of what was the announcers table. He picks him up and throws him back into the ring.

Brad: Dirge has just received his key and is ready to open his suitcase.


Once again we are back at Vice's desk as he is handing Dirge the key to his briefcase. Dirge forcefully inserts the key into the lock and twists. The briefcase pops open and Dirge pulls out an envelope. He rips it open and shows it to the camera. It says "World Title Match".

Dirge: I don't give a damn who I face, because it doesn't matter. The RAWF World Heavyweight Championship is mine!

Dirge stomps off to go prepare for his match.

DIRGE: WORLD TITLE MAIN EVENT


IN RING W- Korben is trying to pull himself up on the ropes when Manson enters, brandishing "Mommy". Manson lets out a howl of rage and charges, but Korben raises a boot and hits Manson in the face. Manson falls back and lets go of the sledgehammer and it slides out of the ring. Korben quickly grabs Manson's ankle and applies The Krippler! Manson screams for his "Mommy" as Korben twists with all his might. However, Bo gets up, sneaks up on Korben and levels him with a clothesline that forces Korben to release the hold. Bo picks Korben up, bodyslams him and climbs the top turnbuckle to attempt some high flying manuever ...... that he never gets a chance to. Manson recovers from the ankle lock quickly and runs over, grabs Bo and press slams him from the top. Bo bounces a couple of times before coming to rest in the center of the ring. Manson, forgetting about his poor Mommy lying outside the ring, grabs the ladder and climbs to the top. But instead of trying for a briefcase .... he leaps and lands on Korben with an elbow! As Korben's nap begins, Manson gets up and climbs the ladder AGAIN. This time he does grab a suitcase. He clutches to himself like he's holding a toddler. He climbs down, ets out of the ring, and retrieves Mommy from ringside.

IN RING R - Schultz awakens with a terrible headache and a throbbing pain in his throat. He looks up and sees a suitcase. He looks around and observes that no one else is in the ring. Worse still, there is no ladder, so he decides to go to Ring A.

IN RING A - Kahuna appears to lose consciousness. Fury takes note and decides to turn his attention to Blackout and Szatkowski. Before he strides over to face then, he sees High Roller raise his head and look around. Fury swings the ladder and knocks him right out.


Doc: Well, Roller should be well rested after this...he's been sleeping through the whole thing...

Brad: The poor guy hasn't had a chance. I think someone should drag him into the back area and have someone check for a concussion. Speaking of the back area, Manson is opening his suitcase as we speak...


Manson, instead of using a key, is bashing his briefcase with Mommy. Vice and Jessica are standing well away from him. By sheer luck, Manson breaks the lock with a well placed hit. The suitcase pops open and inside we see a belt. Manson gently places Mommy on the floor and picks up the Ironman Championship. He hugs it tight.

Manson: MOMMY! WE DID IT MOMMMY!!! WE DID IT!!! Mommy aren't you proud? Mommy?

Manson sits on the floor, cradling his belt as Vice and Jessica stare at him.

JEFFERY MANSON: IRONMAN CHAMPION


IN RING A - Taking time to whack Roller cost him dearly, as Szatkowski got to his feet and dropkicked the big man. Sensing that he has a better chance against the smaller Szatkowski than the gigantic Fury, Blackout decides to help Szatkowski first, then deal with him personally later. Blackout superkicks Bill the moment he turns around to see what hit him previously. The superkick staggers the giant, then Danny and Blackout start wailing on him with everything...rights, lefts, kicks, jabs, and haymakers. Fury drops to one knee and tries to cover up. Just then, Trash Barlow reenters the fight. He leaps through the air and comes down with a double ax-handle. Both the ladder and Fury are flat on the mat. Danny and Blackout double-team Trash and hit him with a double back-suplex. Picking him up, they through him out of the ring in front of Schultz. Schultz picks up Trash and powerbombs him onto the concrete floor. Blood starts to flow from the back of Trash's head. Seeing this on the monitor, Vice orders paramedics to get down there and pick him up. With a security detail to help insure that there are no "accidents" to the medical staff, the Trash is picked up and carried away. At the same time, High Roller is taken away, as the staff took pity on The Gambler, who "crapped out," this night. Danny and Blackout turn their attention toward each other, and they lock up right away. Danny whips Blackout into the ropes as Schultz gets on the apron. Blackout careens into Schultz who amazingly holds onto the ropes and stays on the apron. Blackout whips around, though, and punches him right in the mouth. He steps back a pace or two, then superkicks Schultz to the concrete. Danny grabs Blackout by the seat of his pants and throws him out of the ring. The Sensation then runs the ropes, leaps, and executes a plancha moonsault on both Schultz and Blackout. Catlike-quick, Danny is back in the ring, where he picks up the ladder. Fury hasn't moved yet, but Danny hits him for good measure. Carefully, Danny scales the ladder and grabs a golden suitcase. He exits stage left as fast as he can.

29:28 Into the match...

1. Basic Killer 6. (Gone) 10. (Gone) 14. Mickyskimins
2. Big Kahuna 7. (Gone) 11. (Gone) 15. Omega
3. Bill Fury 8. (Gone) 12. Matt Korben 16. Schultz
4. Blackout 9. (Gone) 13. (Gone) 17. (Gone)
5. Bo Dacious 20 X = Suitcase 18. (Gone)



In Ring R - The suitcase hangs silently, no one is around to disturb it.

Doc: The action is nonstop at Ring R. We always deliver the goods here at RAWF!

Brad: Would you call the action...pay attention to the rings that have wrestlers in them. Let's go back and see what Szatkowski got in his suitcase ... or briefcase ... or whatever the hell they are....


Danny, with a big smile on his face, accepts a key from Vice and exuberantly opens his suitcase. He pulls out a belt and grins.

Danny: Ladies and Gentleman, The Teen Sensation is one half of the World Tag Team Champions!! Ummm, by the way ... who is my partner?

Jessica: That would be Dominic Payne.

Danny: Phewww, I was worried it would be that Manson guy. Well, Dominic and I are going to make great champions!! He has the size and power, I have the speed and agility ... a perfect combination! I better go find him so we can talk strategy.

Jessica and Vice share a smile as Danny happily walks off camera.

DANNY SZATKOWSKI: WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION




IN RING A - Fury tries to get to his feet as Kahuna opens his eyes. Sitting up, Kahuna is a little faster than the slow Fury, and he gets to his feet first. Kahuna moves the ladder under the last suitcase in Ring A and starts to climb. Basic Killer has decided to stop wasting the whole night away out on the floor, so he chooses to get into this ring. As Fury goes to stop Kahuna, Schultz and Blackout ambush him and chop down the big man to the mat. Once there, the two men give repeated knees to his head, in an attempt to knock him out for good. Big Kahuna climbs the ladder, reaches out, touches the suitcase...then feels himself being pulled down...Kahuna crashes to the mat courtesy of Basic Killer. The Cold Blooded one picks up BK and powerbombs him, then dropkicks Schultz into Blackout, who were busy beating the hell out of Fury. They collapse in a heap, and before they can disentangle themselves, Basic Killer climbs the ladder and grabs the suitcase. In a blink of an eye, Basic Killer leaves to get his just reward. Schultz and Blackout grab the ladder and make their way to Ring R, where they believe they will settle the issue of that suitcase amongst themselves.

Brad: Basic Killer? What a dark horse! He came out of nowhere to get one of the coveted suitcases. You never can tell in the RAWF.

Doc: Don't forget, because of KIT, you never can tell what's in those suitcases. Hell, Basic Killer might have just gotten somebodies laundry!

IN RING W - Korben staggers to his feet and drops a knee on the helpless Bo Dacious...who is looking like No Dacious. Micky and Omega manage to drag themselves over to Ring W, and roll into the Ring. Like a rabid dog protecting his territory, Korben stomps Mickyskimins right back out to the floor. He grabs Omega and performs his finisher "The Korbenator" on him, driving his opponents head into the mat. No....Bo Dacious stumbles over to Korben and gets...uhhh...Korbenated, too. Bill Fury, having absorbed gratuitous punishment in Ring A for nothing, makes his way to Ring W. Korben sees him coming and prepares to show the seven footer why he is "The Man."

Brad: Jessica Beach is standing by while Basic Killer recieves his key, let's have a look...


Killer already has his key and has opened his briefcase ... he pulls out a rock.

Killer: I got a rock.

Jessica: Wait, something is painted on it ... what does it say?

Killer reads it, snarls, then throws the rock at Vice who ducks as it flies over him.

Killer: Don't bother with the cops, I know my own way out.

Killer turns and stalk off. Jessica picks up the rock, and painted in red letters, it reads: YOUR FIRED.

Vice: Well, that's one way to trim the payroll I guess.

Jessica: All that .... just to get fired. What a waste.

BASIC KILLER: FIRED




IN RING R - Blackout and Schultz are battering each other. Schultz hits a side suplex, Blackout grabs him in a choke out of desperation. Schultz immediately removes the offending hand from his throat and headbutts his opponent. Kahuna enters the ring and puts the boots to the both of them. He props the ladder into the corner, picks up Blackout and whips him into the ladder. B.K. then grabs Schultz and whips him into the corner, too. He collides with Blackout, who reintroduces himself to the ladder. Both fall down, leaving Kahuna to set the ladder up and finally get a suitcase! Out of spite, Schultz knocks the ladder over as Kahuna was climbing down. Schultz starts hitting him with the ladder, further injurying the shoulder. In a fit of rage, he throws B.K. over the top rope who is closely followed by his suitcase which bounces off of his head. Dragging the ladder out of the ring, he tries to hit Kahuna continously with the ladder, but B.K. blocks it each time with the suitcase, and finally runs up the ramp to safety and his key. The ladder, starting to get fairly mangled, is wrapped around the ring pole by Schultz, who is still angry that he lost out on that suitcase.

Doc: One suitcase to go! We are almost finished, with this part of the show...soon we will have a World Heavyweight Title Match! The question is...Did Kahuna get the shot at the belt, or are the remaining competitors vying for that right?

Brad: I want to know that, too. Lets go backstage and find out...


Kahuna is being looked at by a trainer while his manager Carl Sabre gets the key from Vice and opens the briefcase himself. He pulls out the envelope and reads the piece of paper.

Sabre: World Title Match? Wait a minute, my man has a serious shoulder injury here, can we postpone this match until next week??

Vice: Sorry Carl, we can't do that. You CAN forfeit the match and hand the title to Dirge if you don't think your guy can go.

Kahuna: Hell no, I'm not just going to let Dirge walk away with the World Title without a fight. I can beat him with one shoulder, or no shoulders ... I'm going out there!

Trainer: I don't know if that's a good idea Mr. Kahuna. I think you might have torn a rotator cuff .... at the very least it's severely sprained. You need to rest it.

Kahuna: First of all, you aint a damn doctor. Second of all, I'll rest when I've got that belt around my waist and not a minute sooner. Just give me an icepack. Come on Carl, let's go discuss strategy.

Kahuna shoves past the trainer with Sabre hot on his heels. The trainer casts a worried glance at Vice, who just shrugs.

Jessica: Well Brad, it will be Dirge versus Big Kahuna for the RAWF World Heavyweight Championship later this evening. Back to you...

BIG KAHUNA: WORLD TITLE MATCH




IN RING W - Micky and Omega are still lying prone. Big Bill Fury gets into the ring, but starts to collapse. The weight of the whole event comes crashing down on him. The long fight, the double teaming, getting his balls belted. It all took their toll, and he collapses on one knee. Trying so hard to get back up to get the last suitcase, he is met by Korben, who mercifully ends his pain by knocking him out with a Korbenator. "The Man," sets up the ladder, and before Bo can recover, or Schultz and Blackout can make it to the ring... Korben triumphantly grabs the last suitcase to the roaring cheers of the crowd!

Brad: Korben would not be denied! He showed a lot of heart! What a display...the fans are showing their appreciation with a standing ovation!

Doc: Oh, big deal...its not like he won the World Title...why are they so happy about?

Brad: And we know that Korben is the new Television Champion, here comes Vice down to ringside to give him the last key.

The rest of the wrestlers dejectedly walk back to the locker room while Vice hands the key to Korben, who opens his suitcase and pulls out the Television Title and holds it high to the loud approval of the crowd.

MATT KORBEN: WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPION



Brad: What a night thus far!!! The action has been non-stop and exciting as all hell!! But there's still one more thing to be decided .... The World Heavyweight Championship match is next!!!

TO THE MAIN EVENT

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