Brad: Rings R, A, and F have been cleared away in record time. What a crew we have working for us here. Now only Ring W is standing and that will be the ring our main event will be held in.

Levitan: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the RAWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!! Introducing first ... from Las Vegas, Nevada.... weighing 390 pounds .... DIRGE!

"Stigmata" by Ministry plays as Dirge stands at the top of the ramp, glaring at the fans. He walks down the ramp and gets into the ring, the sneer never leaving his face. The fans boo him the entire time.

Doc: Dirge looks none the worse for wear from that free for all. He took a lot of punishment, but it looks like he may have gotten enough rest and is ready to win himself a World Title.

Levitan: And his opponent ...accompianied by his manager...Carl Sabre.... from Honolulu, Hawaii.... weighing 284 pounds .... BIG KAHUNA!

"The Mob Rules" by Black Sabbath plays and Sabre and Kahuna walk out. Kahuna has his shoulder taped up and Sabre wears a worried look. They walk down and climb into the ring, Kahuna wincing with pain as he climbs though the ropes. The referee checks both men for foreign objects, even patting down the tape on Kahuna's shoulder. Sabre seems to be pleading with Kahuna about something, but Kahuna shakes his head. Sabre shrugs, then gets out of the ring. The bell rings and the two men stare at each other for a minute. Dirge with an evil grin, Kahuna with a determined sneer.

Doc: Kahuna on the other hand looks like he got run over by a Hummer. He's going to have to find a way to protect that shoulder if he's going to stand a chance against The Legend By Reputation.

Dirge comes at Kahuna only to be met by a right hook to the face. Kahuna hits him with a couple more, staggering the monster a bit. He grabs Dirge by the ears and delivers a headbutt that forces Dirge into the ropes. Trying to keep up the pressure, Kahuna attempts to whip Dirge into the far ropes, but Dirge takes advantage of Kahuna's weakened body and reverses it. Kahuna repels off the ropes and Dirge hits him with a devastating clothesline. Kahuna lands on his bad shoulder and cries out in agony. Dirge laughs and starts stomping on the shoulder like a rhino maiming a dead carcass. Kahuna desperately rolls over, trying to protect his injury. Dirge pulls him up by the arm attached to the weakened joint and applies an arm wringer. Kahuna cries out in pain again and sinks to his knees. Dirge nails the shoulder with a couple of elbows, each time eliciting a wail from Kahuna.

Doc: Kahuna doesn't stand a chance in there Brad. All Dirge has to do is keep working on that shoulder and eventually either IT or Kahuna himself is going to give.

Brad: And Dirge, the sick bastard, is enjoying every scream of agony from Kahuna. I have no love for Kahuna mind you, but I'm worried about him getting out of this match without irreversible damage to that shoulder. Live to fight another day BK!

Doc: But it's for the World Title! Give Big Kahuna credit for having big cajonas. He didn't want to let this chance slip away.

Dirge twists on the arm hard. Kahuna grits his teeth and gets back to his feet. He kicks Dirge in the abdomen, forcing him to release the hold. Then Kahuna hits him with a couple of punches with his good arm, then repels off the ropes and tries a shoulderblock with his good shoulder. It staggers the monster, but only a little. Kahuna hits him with a couple of knife-edge chops that really start to make the big man stumble and waver a bit. But then Kahuna makes a huge mistake and attempts to pick Dirge up for a bodyslam. He gets him part way up, but his shoulder gives out on him and his legs buckle beneath him. He falls to the mat with Dirge on top of him. Referee counts the pinfall attempt. 1 ..2 .. somehow Kahuna has the presence of mind to put a foot on the nearby ropes before the three. Nonplussed by this, Dirge gets up and stomps on Kahuna's shoulder a couple of times, then sets his foot and stands on it, holding onto the ropes. Kahuna flails and writhes underneath the weight of the behemoth. The ref admonishes Dirge but he smiles and keeps it up. Finally, after a few agonizing moments, Dirge gets off of him and Kahuna rolls out of the ring. Sabre is over there in a hurry to check on his charge. Dirge, wanting to finish this and claim his gold, climbs out of the ring. Sabre scurries away from the monster as he picks Kahuna up off the concrete and whips him into the post .... shoulder first!

Brad: My god! Somebody has GOT to stop this match!! Kahuna is going to be a cripple if he takes much more.

Doc: But you got to admire the way Dirge is just plain relentless. He hasn't tried ANYTHING that hasn't targeted that shoulder. He knows exactly what it takes to get the job done and be a champion. It's too bad for Kahuna, I like the guy and all, but this is just not going to be his night.

Dirge tosses Kahuna back into the ring and follows him in. He signals to the crowd with a rude gesture that he plans on ending it now. He picks Kahuna up and attempts Oblivion Calling .... but somehow Kahuna manages to squirm out of it and slide off Dirges back and get behind him!!! He hits Dirge with all he has, a punch, a knife edge chop, another headbutt. Dirge tries to shake it off, but Kahuna has some adrenaline going. With a roar born of frustration, Kahuna yells, then picks Dirge up and delivers the ....

Doc: RAINBOW SLAM! RAINBOW SLAM! RAINBOW SLAM!! He got him up!! He slammed the four hundred pound monster with one good shoulder!!!

Brad: But he can't follow up with a cover!! He's in agony after that move ... wait, NOW he covers...

But the cover comes too late as Dirge kicks out after two. Kahuna had used the last bit of strength he had left to crawl over and lay his body across Dirge. Now Dirge, sensing the kill .... snarls and picks Kahuna up. He lifts him off his feet and delivers the Soul Auctioneer!!! He probably could of covered him for the victory, but decides to throw a Nevada Nightmare in for good measure. The 1...2...3 is circumstantial after that.

Levitan: Your winner ... and NEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW RAWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ........DIRGE!!!

Brad: Well, he did it Doc! He came here tonight to do one thing and one thing only .... and he got it done .... even if it WAS against a one armed man.

Doc: Are you forgetting that he had to fight his way through seventeen other guys first??? Give this man his due for godsake.

Winner and new RAWF World Heavyweight Champion: DIRGE

"Stigmata" by Ministry plays as Dirge is handed the belt by the referee. He smirks and holds it high in the air. He climbs to one of the second turnbuckles and lifts it up again as paramedics come into the ring to check on Kahuna. The last thing we see as Eruption goes off the air is the defiant sneer on Dirges face as he looks into the crowd in the Staples Center.

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