-IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE-
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Message: IF ! YOU LOVE SOMEONE,
SET HER FREE..
IF SHE COMES BACK, SHE'S YOURS,
IF SHE DOESN'T, SHE NEVER WAS...
TAKE IT FROM THE EXPERT!!!
This one is funny got this from the friendster bulletin board. =)
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Updated Versions:
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.
Shakespeare:
If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself for her.
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
If she doesn't comes back within some time
forget her.
Patient:
IF you love someone,
Set her free ... .
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until
she comes back
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again,
If she comes back, and if you love her still...
Computer Programmer:
If(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she NULL)
_she new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be
free!!
Lawyers:
f you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
clearly
states that... .
Bill Gates:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
re-installation fees but
tell her that she's also going to get an
upgrade.
Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution and
your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
HE'LL BE BACK!
Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
f she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".
Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ... .
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and
never give up!
Physician:
If you love someone,
set her free ... .
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher
than the force or the angle of collision between
two objects did not
synchronize at the right angle.
Flirter:
If you love someone,
et her free,
If she comes back.....
how her your new gurlfren
Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ... .
If she ever comes back, 1 1 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y 2X - log(0.46Y^2 (cos
52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where ?c?
is the infinite constant of no turning point.
Nowadays' style:
If You Love Someone,
et it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunted Down and Kill It... !!! OR
PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT
SHE/HE IS AN
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT,,,,,,,
The real thing is:
If you love someone
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE??!!
YOU CARELESS IDIOT!!!
william hung:
if u love sumone set her free,
for she has no proffesional training,
f she returns, SHE BANGS SHE BANGS!
f she doesn't, u have tried ur best and u have
no regrets
"If you have nothing you are willing to die for, then you have nothing to live for."
Damn Angel