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GREAN SLAV POSSITIONS!
Gorean kajirae Possitions Sponsored by the RABId URT Tavern! it wuld do wel
for the new SLAV to lurn these possitions as they hav been invented to mak life
with the SLAV so much mor convenient and she more acksessible by her MASTUR
too. Plus they are grate fun just like the SLAV DANCE as long as it is someone
else doing them and you get to have a drink and sit and LAFF. MEOMORIZE these
POSSITIONS SLAV!!!!! do not use litle cue cards! of course ther is a quiz afterward
but only for the poor SLAV!!!!!!!!!!!
STAND -"He looked me over. I blushed, under Gorean appraisal, I only
wore my tether. That, and a propeller beanie. It was a Gorean propeller beanie.
"Stand as a slave," he said. I stood beautifully, back straight, head high,
belly sucked in, really really sucked in, hip turned, legs together, toes scrunched
up, ankles turned out. No, I mean, in. Not like my knees were together and my
ankles turned out. That would be ridiculous. It would be silly. Plus it would
look like I had to pee. It is said no woman can stand more beautifully than
as a Gorean slave girl, except maybe Jennifer Lopez. She can stand pretty good.
But she cannot chew gum and stand. That she could not do. I, only a humble slave,
could at least do that. I could chew gum and stand. Both at once if I wanted
to. However, there was no gum on Gor. At least not for slaves. And definitely
not for slaves who thought in short sentences. But that was not too short. But
that one was. And that one too. Anyway, there was no gum on Gor. Few chewed
the gum. They chewed twigs and good solid Gorean stone. Consequently their teeth
weren't so great. Fortunately there were dentists on Gor. They all accepted
forms of insurance. I was glad there were dental plans on Gor. "Excellant,"
said Ladletender, smacking his lips. "Master is pleased," I said. "But
you misspelled 'excellent'," I said, humbly. For I was a humble slave.
"Yes," he said. "Am I standing well?" I said. "Yes," he said. "Great,"
I replied. "Good," said he. "Super," I replied. "Yes,"
he said. We stood there. We stood and stood. Beautifully.
ANOTHER VERSIN OF STANDING: "The auctioneer did not strike her with his
whip. He merely took her arms and lifted them, so that the position chain, attached
to each side of the sales collar, lay across her upper arms. Then he wrapped
her in fifty horts of chain, that depended beautifully from her neck, back over
her shoulders, around one arm, around her waist, and around and through her
legs. And then he linked the chain to the common collar, bending the bow of
her beauty over for all to see. He wrote on her buttocks two large, black circles,
with grease pencil, so that they would appear as great eyes against the whiteness
of her flesh. Thusly did the auctioneer have his cruel sport. And then he attached
small, delicate, rubber swim flippers to her small, dainty feet. Then he had
her clasp her hands behind the back of her neck, elbows touching ears, so that
the chain, on each side of the collar, was in the crook of her elbows, and she
was exposed in such a way that she could be properly exhibited." "There,"
said he. "Now stand".
NADU: page 36, Explorers of Gor: The first position a slave should
learn. It is a lovelry possition!
"Nadu!" he snapped. She swiftly turned, facing him, and dropped to her
knees, directly on a lasagna she had been preparing. It made a small, lugubrious
noise. It had been a fine lasagna. It was not now so fine. She knelt back on
her heels, her back straight, her hands on her thighs, her head up, her knees
wide. It was the position of the pleasure slave, deep in pasta."
Page 77, Explorers of Gor: "Come now, my pretty slaves,' said Ginger,
'kneel straight. Back straight, heads up. No, down. Now, up. Down! Ha ha. Up!
Down! Up, down. You look like those drinking birds, you know? Up! Down! Back
on your heels there! Spread those pretty knees. Now together! Open! Flap them!
Ha, hahaha. Yes, that is the way men like it. Put your hands, palms down, on
your thighs. Palm up! Down! Up! Little circles! Good. good. Excellent!' The
girls now knelt in the coffle as pleasure slaves, sweating slightly, looking
at one another, wondering if the damn bitch was crazy."
TOWER NADU: page 155, Savages of Gor "Kneel," I said. " 'Kneel'
,?" she asked. "What, is there an echo in here?" I said. She regarded me. "Is
there an echo in here?" "Are you copying me?" I asked. "Are you copying
me?" she replied, haughtily. She was haughty. She was naughty. She was
haughty and naughty. And she was a hottie. She was a haughty, naughty, hottie.
"Stop copying me," I said. "Stop copying me," she
replied. "Will you obey?" I asked. "Will you obey?" she said, mockingly.
"Kneel up," said I, I said. "Kneel up," she replied, then stuck out
her tongue. "Stop it!" I said. "Stop it," she whined. I
tackled her. Muchly did I tackle her. Long did I tickle her, mercilessly, until
the wench had to pee.
BELLY: In this possition, she falls to the floor face down, her forehead
resting flat on the surface, or her left cheek pressed to the floor, her arms
at her sides or clasped behind her back, sometimes bound, with her knees never
touching and crawls to the Master on her belly. Nedless to sa it is realy
hard to crawl with yur arms at yur sides! Hopefuly the carpeting is not
to deep or she could be lost and hopefuly also no hard marbel flite of stairs
in the way since most SLAVS are not pythons and that culd be problematic. It
could be used for punishment, to display submision, or just simplie to give
the SLAV some wicked rug burns. Try this on a wool chinese rug or maybe one
of those itchy sisal rugs from potery barn.
"Approach me on your belly," I said. She squirmed to the table, her hands still
behind her. The floor was not muchly washed. In fact, it had never been washed.
All those peanut shells must have been a bit scratchy, not to mention the tabs
from the cans of Dar-Schlitz, stale popcorn, the Kurii chewing gum, the Al-Ka-Spamo
bits, bird droppings, half-gnawed Chik'n'Lick'n Sticks, parsley sprigs, receipts,
pieces of brown lettuce, plastic swords with soggy fruit, used Kleenex, pages
from the TV Guide, cat hair, lotto tickets, lint balls, rabid urts, and the
mysterious, shiny, dark, plastic ostrakon, for the ancient Gorean game
of intelligence and wit called Bin-Go.
"Ah," I said, retrieving an object tangled among the lint in her
lower, nether, sticky, filthy, disgusting, female, disgustingly female, grody,
matted mound of woman hair, if you get what I mean, nudge nudge, say no more.
"You found my car keys, slut. Nice job!"
CRAWL: The SLAV gets down on all fours, palms to elbows flat to the floor
and palms resting upon hed, her hips in the air with her forehead or cheek close
to but not touching the floor and then sliding along the flor very uncomfortablie
wtih cheek scrapping the ground and crawls to the Master's feet. This approach
allows a girl to display her body to the Master in a variety of enticing way
and is hilarious if she wear chicken suit oufit at same time or make vacum cleaner
noises. I pointed to the stones at my feet. "Crawl," I said, in Gorean. "Huh?"
said the girl. She did not know Gorean. She barely knew English, judging from
her Gorean web pages. "Crawl," I said, this time in English. The girl
slipped and slid to her belly. She was usually slipping from one place to another.
It was annoying. As a slave girl, she crawled to my feet. She put her lips to
my foot; I felt her hair. She had very hairy lips.
SULA KI: This is in manie BOOKS! and it is a REAL POSSITION no matter
what the gammers sa!!!!!!!!!
1. The SLAV stand with her right arm straight out - in front of her with the
PALM DOWN.
2. Then she switch to her left arm stright out, PALM DOWN.
3. Next she switch her right arm to hav the PALM face UP.
5. After that she switch her LEFT arm to have the PALM UP.
6. Left hand grasp inside of RIGHT arm at SLAV ELBOW.
7. She suductively put right hand beind back of NECK.
8. Then she slide left hand back of NECK.
9. Next she put right hand on left front hip.
10. THen left hand on left front SHAPLEY SLAV HIP.
11. Then RIGHT HAND on RIght back of hip near SLAV BUTT.
12. Then LEFT HAND to Left back hip near SLAV BUT.
13. Then she wigle rump to left. Then to the right. (14) Then to the LEFT. (Ø).
16. Finaly she CLAP and turn 90 degrees to right.
Bak to the RABId URT!
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