Please not: the RABID URT TAVEN is not risponsible for anyone you mite meet online via owr PERSNALS! you mite get in rilly big trouble, so plese read this DISCLAMER!

a. Be sur to met in a public space in yur furst meting! a place like gas station bathrom or pool hal with hells' angels president is not safe! nor is the MASTUR's dark dripy basement or power SUV with dors that lock automatickally. On other hand if you are a MASTUR also plese be sure to met kajira in britely lit area as she may lift yur walet, have strang nervous tic or not be fuly awake. it is okay, it is only probly the sad efect of years and years of faling aslep in front of pages like these reading thru them for a litel hope and innspiration, too bad. oh wel. Plese use yur comon sense when meting and try not to exscape reality! as much as you want to try!

b. be sure that you make SAFE CAL first befro you meat your new MASTUR. If you have no one who kno you are a SALVE you may want to cal ma and sa, "I am going to meat a GREAN MASTUR, Ma," and see what she sa then. It mite take a litel explaneing but at leaste it wil be interesting talk arounde the diner table at thanksgiving.

c. be sure to brush your teth, and bring extra tothbrush for MASTUR. Beter bring soap towels nailbrush cury comb q-tip pedicure trimer razor breth mint deodrant and lysol spray to, you never know these day, the COMPUTRE serch for MASTUR or SLAV take a lot of tim that otherwise taken up with reppetive boring clenlines fitness and gromming!!

e. if GREAN MASTUR mention anything regaring moving to his tralur park, or want you to be suden stepma for his many angrye snarly teenage children, RUN away LIKE HEL.

f. conversely, if SLAV ask you coyly if she look fat in thos jeans, it is a trap. It do not mater what you sa. RUN OFF LIKE HEL.

g. DO NOT go bolling on first meting. it is imposible to be DIGNIFYED as a GREAN MASTER and bole anything belo a 200. especialy if SLAV have her own cutom made SLAV BOLING SHOE, which is a bad sign!

h. Alway make SLAV pay the chek for eating snax diner breakfist litle apetizers drinking and entertaimnemt. After al she is the SLAV and slav wil pa!!!! This mean you can hav grate fun, see SLAV TRANING MANUAL for aditional tip regarding SLAV CREDITE CARD and how this belong realy to you!!

i. Try driving SLAVs CAR for grate fun. Crash into tre rock drive over old lady then down upramp on hiway. Blame everything on SLAV this is a greate thing to do on the first outing!!!

k. APEARANCE is all important expecialy if you are the MASTUR. This mean the SLAV must be prefect! After al they were all PREFECT in the books!!!!! They must be suductive and sexy at al times even if they show up in there bathrobe and curlers wich no SLAV would ever hav anyway! PREFECT meaning: no one biger than size 5, fete must be tiny and prefect with no corns funy nails or bunions, no gurls with glases, croked teth, strang nose, funy hair (meneing no coloring, and not a brunte!), children or pets, past sexiul history with anyone exccept hot lesbo sex which must be decscribed in prefect detial, OR weired presonal problems of any kind! YOU hoewever are alredy prefect! Ignore big beer bely and bad breth. Give self BIG KISS in miror!

HAVING RED THIS DISCLAMER, here are the new PRESONEAL ADS for the RABID URT TAVERN!!!!

#1254
Posted 12/01/1969
Updated 11/02/1970
Views: 2160
Replies: 0

TOTAL GREAN MASTUR with over 15 yeres exprience in BDSM! FOUNDUR of manie grate famousse online tavern!! LOOKING FOR total complet fuly traned kajiruh with 15 yeras expeirnece in suking, hahaha, kno what i mean, wink-wink! YOU MUST email me yr fone number, many nakid photos, and adres SLUT! as wel as social security number, driver lisense number, bank acounnt information, finngerprints foto, naked fotos, and MEARSUREMENTS and bra sixe do not lie! I can tel through the computre who is lieing about there breast size! DESPIT nasty rumor i do not ever ware tunicks!!!!!! KAJIRE wil be toataly traned by me in the art of dissipline incluing how to flog me, oatmeal cooking, macrame, slav DANCE (i like the funky chicken), acordion plaing and bassic PC repair and insulting other Greans! We wil make much travel! You wil be dresed like a PROSTITOTE at al time! This lifetsyle not good for kids so get rid of them first! Maybe sel them! ANd you wil have job and give me your hole paycheck, since mastrey is HARD WERK and i expect to sit and rede RABID URT newsleter in my La-Z-boy char and eat chips which is my poragative as your Masutr!!!!! Maybe we do firniture play to and I get tu put my foot up on yor but. That may be nice, and maybe if you are a gud pony i weil give you a good floging. That is only if you spanke me first! IF YOU DO NOT DO ANY OF THESE THING YOU ARE CLERELY NOT A TRUE SLAV AND DESERV NOTHINK BUT MY SCORNE and PUBLIC HUMILITIATION! which you may like anywa but that is a risk a Mastur must take! RITE ME SLUT!!!!!

THE Much FERED CUSTOM SLAV BOLING SHOE!!!!! if you se this on your NEW SLAV run like hel!!!!