What is Marriage
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell. It is simply purgatory.
President Abraham Lincoln 1809-1865
Definition
Marriage is a souvenir of love.
Rowland
Change..
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman
expecting that she won't change and she does.
Unknown
Future
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about
the future until he gets a wife.
Unknown
Twice..
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage and after
marriage.
Unknown
Mistakes
Any married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.
Unknown
Marriage demands man
Marriage! Nothing else demands so much of a man.
Henrik Ibsen
1828-1906
Eyes...
Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. Scuderi
Proverb
The woman cries before her wedding, the man after.
Proverb
Wife's Birthday
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Cossman