I am not just a math nerd. HaHAH! I have other interests, too. I also play a card game called Magic: The Gathering. I just went crazy and spend 2 months of math tutoring money on card packs. I was trying to get a Balrog Death Warrior, but all I got was about 50 bucks worth of wimpy Kobolds! WHAT LUCK!

Captain Janeway is the first female captain in the Star Trek Series (created by Gene Rodenberry). She is so powerful and commanding. It’s all in her voice.... HEHE. I am the president of the Star Trek Fan Club at Queen’s University. I am trying to learn how to speak Klingon, and Romulan.

*NEW*: Hey guys, I finally got a girl friend. I met her at a Star Trek Fan Conference in San Diego. It was kind of funny, because at first we were arguing over the discrepancies of Episodes 129 and 63. Even more ironic, is that she was dressed as a Romulan and I was dressed as a Klingon. Oh my, can you imagine what our kids might look like?

I also love to play Dungeons and Dragons. It is made by the same publisher as Magic: The Gathering. That’s how I discovered it. Aficionados, like myself, call it “D&D”. This is a picture of my powerful character named “Rock McIronhide”. Needless to say he’s one tough mother!

*TO EVIL DOERS OF KRYNN* Sooweet. I’m bringing in my character. His name is Borak the Usurper and he’s a 16th level mage. His charisma is an astounding 19 and he has a bag of holding with armour of elven kind as well as the Staff of Luxor!! I’m gonna mop the floor with you guysI once killed two Chimeras with over 500 hp (hit points) each with a vorpal sword. By the way, that sword has a THACO of 1!! One, for God’s sake! If any of you suckas think you can touch that, bring it on and I’ll cast a summoning spell and sick some rock golems on dat ass!                                                                        -Mike Beaton aka “Borak the Usuper, leader of the vicarious Troglodytes

I like Transformers. They are like myself... More than meets the eye. HEHEHAHA! Sometimes I pretend to be Optimus Prime. He’s very cool. He’s the Leader. He is very smart and very nice and he doesn’t like innocent people to be hurt. LIKE ME!

ISN’T HE THE COOLEST!?

What I wouldn’t do to be in the shoes of Agent Fox Mulder. I tune in every week to catch glimpses of the most beautiful woman on television, and arguably the known universe. Gillian Anderson. AKA Agent Dana Scully. I’m in love. HUBBA HUBBA.

I aspire to be like Adam, Prince of Eternia. Once, when I was a little kid, I tried to become He-man (the most powerful man in the universe) by going on the roof of my house and holding a makeshift sword towards the sky screaming the magical words “by the power of Greyskull!”. After being struck by lighting, I was hospitalized for three weeks, and thought I would never walk again.

And last, but definitely not LEAST... my calculator. It truly is my best friend. I have taught it many tricks. I think that my calculator will never leave me, or make fun of me. It is the best. (Hear what it has to say to me)                                     

I LOVE YOU TOO TI-92, I LOVE YOU TOO! =)

*NEW*: I just discovered my new hero. He is just like me. Dr. Doom is his name. People laughed at him because he was so smart. What did he do? Did he bow his head and take it? No, he used his smarts and genious to become the best he could. Granted he is an evil genious, but that has its perks. Here is a guide on how to become evil. I’m going to read it and be just like Dr. Doom!

Guide on How to be Evil

I’m not just a dork. I used to play sports. I was a good gymnast until my accident.