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Because these all relate so closely to a specific time in my life, I will periodically "clean" out my files.
New! Top Ten Reasons My Sister is Beautiful
10. She does odd things like make up new ways to walk and demonstrates them in public on unsuspecting family.
9. She listens to shitty music she calls punk, but is actually just a bunch of whiny teenagers.
8. She is completely oblivious to the fact when we're out, guys are always checking her out.
7. She analyzes every move she makes and carefully calculates risks and potential gain.
6. She has ditzy moments and revels in them.
5. Although she buys Abercrombie and Fitch clothes, she doesn't buy into starving herself for perfection. She enjoys every last Cheeto and Oreo.
4. She makes sure others feelings aren't hurt before considering her own.
3. She loves and takes care of her family. We had a "chat" about the "evils" of drinking.
2. I know she will love me no matter what I do to piss her off.
And the number one reason my sister is beautiful�����.
1. She tells me all the time she is ugly, when I know for a fact she is beautiful, inside and out.


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