| This is a fact which I have known for many years. Since I was a small child one question has gone through my head over and over again: How did he get so big? The answer is, simply, that he's not. It's all an illusion of smoke and mirrors used to trick little kids into nagging at their parents until they break down and buy the books. Also, do you actually believe that that big red rascal is red? You jest! The hue you see is merely every-day, run-of-the-mill fingerpaint. Now go forth and tell all whom you meet not to allow themselves to be sucked into the illusion that is, Clifford the Big Red Liar. |
