We get to get out of school on Friday! Hurray! Hey hey hey, I think I'm getting forkier now!! I think I'm about a 7. Go me! Hey at the retreat I guess I was higher than a 7, but I honestly didn't want 3 guys!! (Just one would be suitable..... ) Sour Patch Kids, yummmmmmm! We had some very interesting dares for you to do (but you always took a really long time... scary scary!) Then we had to run out of the shower room and the kid saw me! Now let's get the blowdryer to work..... "I had 6 cuffs of coppee!" I had such a blast! (Don't forget to go to my retreat page for more inside jokes from the weekend, like stuff about Buddy!!) Now for some of our fave movie quotes: -- No.... YES! OH MAN!
-- It's just a flesh wound.
-- I've had worse.
-- What are you gonna do, bleed on me??
-- Come on you stupid b*stard, you've got no arms left!
No one says "warm ups", they're "LEFTOVERS!!!" You're gonna have to wear the ducky dress, muah ha ha ha ha ha.... That is so funny... I couldn't get the dollar to go into the vending machine. Well, it was all ripped... and soggy... from the DEFECTIVE DRINK CONTAINER! And you told me to hold it but I didn't know which end was open (plus, I wasn't paying much attention) so it got all over! And then after you put the dollar in, you were like, "I don't even see any little donuts..." ha ha ha! That was so funny! Ron's E.T. head, HA HA HA! Come on, that was so hilarious! And you and JL couldn't get the words to that song right. I wonder what language it's in.... What Joe said in the morning about working at Nautica was SO FUNNY!!! Ha ha ha ha ha! You and I are going to go live in the woods and run around (naked?). The Doofus hat! You should have kept the balloon in it though. And I can't believe you threw it out... I LOVE MR. BALLOON! HE'S SO SEXY! (*lick lick* I was like, "Brandon, you might not want to touch that....") How did that song we were singing in chorus go? All I remember now is "..... MEEEE!" Ahaha, the best part! (Let me know how it goes. I ferget.) Your poor poor pen... It was so awesome.... And I know you just looooooooved the card! DUCKY DRESS: BATTLE MODE! ~~HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!~~ Chuck's knickers in the play! "Here's a little somethin' somethin'...." Throw cookies at Chris! And I got the cream all in his hair, HA HA HA! Oh that was soooooo cool! And you threw the cookie you sat on at him and he ate it! EWW! We drove by the field and we were like, "HI, GRA---Ryan...." Wrong person! (Oooooh, tight pants, ha ha ha ha ha ha!) **OHH, BABY!** Hey, now we have our own desk in art! Hurray! (AWAY FROM DRUGGY SCUM! AHAHAHAH!) "She's an ugly black woman." Well, what about HANSON?!?! Huh? Huh?? Oh remember when we were talking about braiding your hair into a rope? We were like, "Oh it would be this thick and t h i i i i i i i s long.." Ha ha ha! Clayton the gynecologist, ha ha ha! He learns every Wednesday and Saturday. And who will be his first clients?? "LISTEN TO MY DAMN STORY!!!" Ha ha ha, sorry but you wouldn't listen!! Yeah, Clayton sure is BADA55.... Right, whatever. And I don't like him touching my watch, but Jen can. Lauren, I'm chained to the window! Will you marry me? And thanks for kissing me... Hey at least I appreciate your page-turning skills! AHAHA THAT WAS SOOOO FUNNY! I couldn't stop laughing, you ripped it right off.... And I kicked Brandon in the head but I guess it wasn't a good time... We love making noises behind Marse and Chuck when they're cuddling! Everyone was telling us to shut up, oh well! I don't talk, I let others make idiots of themselves. Jenni's horse and her horny monkey! "Nice face. It turns me on." Then I started walking towards you! Whoa, the girls in art class were sharing a little too much information for me... She was saying "Oh yeah I only did that four times." Heh.... thanks for sharing.... Our song: "Jimmy Crackwhore and I don't care." That's guy's got a date with Jill! You had a little too much trouble with the vending machine, ha ha ha ha! Reason for visit: I got my finger stuck in the vending machine. Know what? I LOVE THE ARMADILLO!!! Here is a picture I know you'll love:
Ha ha ha ha, isn't he so cute? Yeah, I love the armadillo... I laughed so hard until I was crying and my stomach really hurt when you screamed! "I screamed really loud, how loud did I scream? Tell them April." "Very loud." Ha ha ha! That was the best art ever, everyone thought we were insane! :) Remember I was like, "I hate that book! I hate it so much! I wish it would BURN!! ..... Can I borrow it sometime?" Ha ha ha! Oh our conversations at lunch are seriously getting worse, I wonder if we're scaring Amanda off yet?? Peni! Velcro-attachable, mutiple peni! And they change color (like when you have gangreen?)! I have Ron's in a bag in my drawer. Lesbian! We're FLAMETTES!! The little kid was running towards the bus; "SHOOT HIM! ....Did I say that outloud?" HA HA HA! We always get in trouble for screaming on the bus, we're just really loud! Please don't touch my leg.....
Hey... Some of this page seems to have disappeared... Oh well.
