The snake goes like THIS! ~~~ Bob! Oh I just loooove his smile! RIGHTCHERE! Kiss on the ear, EWWW! Everyone looooves you... The Manly Girl! They were REAL PEOPLE in the mall windows, I know it! "I remember the date and what you were wearing too", ha ha ha! I don't even HAVE a red shirt with lacey sleeves.... Uh oh, INTERSECTION! AAAAHHH! I'm a boy and my name is Chuckie! (I'm not a non-gender-assigned kiddy!) Let's go on the Coal Cracker repeatedly! No one else was ever keen on that idea, but we had so much fun!!! Oh the memories... Big ears, dumbo boy! (You were always WAY too good for him!) Our beautiful art projects, especially yours about winged monkies! (Pronounced "Wing-ed", two syllables!) Lighters! I can make your hair turn into a giant ball of FLAMES! We shoulda brought lighters to Lilith Fair with us... We could have used them to light the (scary) women in front of us on fire! HA HA! Mewwy Cwistmas... WHOA, LOOK AT THAT! I think they stopped breathing. Maybe they're hibernating! (Ha ha ha, sorry I had to add that one.) Oh my gosh, the masks! Let's go run around the yard! THEY BURN, THEY BURN! And you never saw the man on the moon.... I'm Queen Amidala, and we just couldn't get the lipstick to stay put! We looked so awesome! The Ducky Dress, your favorite dress in the entire world! Ow, the polyester BURNS! I can't really bend my arms in that dress. But I think it is now a Fashion Don't! (But I love that one picture of you in it, the action photo, remember? That was such an awesome picture.) You're so good at my calculator "Snake" game... Ah, I just looove his smile! I got a picture of 'em too! Yippee! Little paper gum wrapper hats, which no one ever appreciates... It takes me so long to create them but they are so unappreciated. No one likes my paper hats... Sniffle sniffle. Thank you very much for all of them for Christmas! That was funny! Lauren, "Do you want to play a game?" Ha ha ha! Remember doing that thing at lunch last year where you use your pointer fingers and make them circle in opposite directions? No one could do it, how sad. Or that arm thing that you slap your hands together and bring the one under the other. Or the water motion... (These movements are actually very hard to describe!) You had to give up 8 tickets for the Great Bear and no one else did, Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah! And you just had to slap me on the Monorail... That hurt. "The love shack is a little old place where we can get together!" Sorry, just had to start singing that song there. Oh that's more than we needed to see in art!!! (I guess they're real! We were just pondering over that, like "Hmm, I wonder if they're real, they look pretty fake... Hmm..." and then WHOA! OH MY GOSH, MY EYES!!! Oh my, that was SCARY!)) And also, your slip! AAHH!! (Wandering eyes!) Ha ha ha ha ha! Hey, DON'T EAT POINTSETTIAS! Mrs Allwine was like, "They're poisonous"! HA HA HA HA HA! That was so hilarious! You had some in your mouth, ha ha ha! You should have licked the candycane at Candy Lane! Like licking the table. Ew, that's gross. DJ makes a meal out of the table, YUCK! And Pat was throwing those old pepporonis or whatever they were at you! Oh my gosh, that was soooooo funny! You had it on your shirt and you were practically screaming and you went "Wah!" and flung it into Steph's hair! HA HA HA HA HA! And your daily questions at lunch are always very amusing, hehehehe, though I probably know as little as you do!! Well actually you are now very informed due to that book. (EWWWW! SCARY PICTURE!!!) Will you please move.... to Arabia?? (Maybe I'll see Aladdin there!) Well I know when I'm not wanted... I went to the other side of the room... Want me to sing "Blue" for ya? What a great song... We smell like THE BEACH! Or is it clams??? I think it smelled like sand and sun-tan lotion. Everyone was dying from the smell, and we were waving our hands in front of Clay's face, HA HA HA HA! Here, Clay, have a good ol' whiff of that! Don't go into labor, Lauren!!! HA HA HA! "And he has a HUGE, ugly, nasty, decaying gash on the side of his head, but
once you seem him everyday and give him a chance, you'll hardly notice it!" I believed you too! I was thinking, "Oh my gosh, AAHH!" Ha ha ha ha! You're gonna act all forky, aren't you? The 1 to 10 Forky Scale! I'm usually about a 2. I keep my forkiness to a minimum, but I should get it up above the 5 range! I have to be forky! Hehehe! You can't just buy one pair of pants because the chain and lock won't come off, so you have to buy the rack and all the other pairs of pants too! And they follow you into the dressing room to make sure you dont put your normal pants on over the leather pants! Buy the whole rack! I can't believe you wrote a nasty email! "I consider him my close friend... that likes to touch me." HA HA HA HA! Oh that was funny! Ho-LAY! You got to ride a reindeer!!! WOW! Newwww newwww newwww I love you Ross! (I tried to put the sound into words, without much luck, obviously!) She had DEVIL HORNS at Lilith Fair with all those scary women in front of us! AHHH! We had a lot of fun on the carousel, you just couldn't get off, ha ha ha! And I can't believe you actually licked the candy canes again.. Yumm... Ha ha ha, you made the heart with your fingers until he looked over and then you put them down, oh that was so hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing, and Jen was like, "Okaaaaaaayyy..." Ha ha ha ha! :) I know how to spell "onions", it's "snoino!" Hey, "Not I, said Chicken Little!" Ha ha ha ha ha! I couldn't remember what you said, but it was supposed to be "Not I, said the fly." Hehehe! JL threw the kid on us, becuz he needed some "motherly love" but he sure wouldn't get any from you! No..... YES! OH MAN! Wooble wooble! You have to watch out, if you're not careful you'll have a little minty gift in your drink tomorrow.... muah ha ha ha ha ha....
This page is getting REALLY big so go to PAGE TWO of Lauren jokes! :)
