About Us
Seraphina
My name would be Seraphina, otherwise known as Queen of the Bogans, Dick1 by one very close friend, or Sera, the Ancient Goddess of Bondage...the last one is a joke. HAHAHA...I don't hear you laughing, LAUGH DAMMIT!!
Fred's Angel
Well...um...where should I start? My name is Fred's Angel (I have very cruel parents), and I am the product of an unholy yet immensely enjoyable (or so I'm told) union between a man, a woman and a giraffe.
I have been an inhabitant of this fair planet for a number of years now, but exactly how many I'm not quite sure; I stopped counting when I ran out of fingers after only seven years. In some circles I am extremely famous, while I remain labelled as infamous in others -quite unfairly I might add.
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