Now for some quotes from those quoteable cuddly, cutie corn-cobs.. The Monkees !

(Now, this is the best Monkee quote ever -those that don't agree can lick frozen popsicles.. which sounds like an empty threat, but *I* have licked on that was really cold once, and my tounge got stuck to it.. but THAT'S another story- You can use this one with a friend, and bug everyone out of their MINDS, or you can say it to yourself, as Micky did, and make everyone think YOU are out of your mind) Pathetic ! I.. Cant.. It's Pitifull ! Shut Up ! You Shut Up ! You Shut Up !! No, YOU Shut Up ! You you you you you shut up you shut up you, shut UP ! Ok, I will Wait.. come back ! I cant hear, I'm going.. deaf.. I'm de-oh (the reason i know this so well is because *I* bug people with it, constantly. Now, if you are one of the Poor, Unfortunates who have not yet seen Head, firstly BUY IT !! secondly, one of the nice parts in this scene is that Micky (respectful pause) IS NOT WEARING A SHIRT. Fine, you say *I* have seen Micky in only his boxers, what is the big deal about him being shirtless? If you ask this, there is something wrong with you)

Why don't ya come back later when the guy's aren't here? (this is ALSO from Head, and it's what Mike whispers to that extremely lucky girl, who we all love to hate-well, be jealous of at least, who is also mighty stupid as she responds Are you kidding? )

Quiet, isn't it, George Michael Dolenz... I said.. Quiet isn't it, George Micheal Dolenz (whenever there is a lull in a conversation, say this, If you are with one of your more dumb friends they will say either "who's George?" or "Not MORE Monkee quotes" but we all have to live with people like that, cause you can't live with 'em, and ya can't legally kill 'em)

My mommy won't let me play with toys that burn, or bash, or scratch, or.. or go BOOM (one word: AWwwwwwwww, he looks so CUTE when he says that - yes, I KNOW that was 8 words)

Rated Y- no one allowed in (from Television Parts, which i have never seen, but has the funniest quotes i have ever heard)

The fish eat my furniture ! (also from television parts, say this a lot. People will think you're nuts, won't that be fun?)

P'Shaw The ultimate Micky quote

Another remark like that and I'll hit you with me purse Thank you Davy for that quote to use on obnoxious people who won't shut up.

Who turned on the dark? I am waiting in vain for someone to turn off the lights when I am around, just so I can use this quote

Wait a minute, who's got their hand on my BUM?" Well Davy, you have such a nice butt, it's hard to contain ourselves..

They have insufferable tortures here on earth ! When ever a pussy cat cries, they tear off it's head! then they holler in it's ear! Then they put the head back on! I don't know how it stays alive ! Alien or not, Micky says the FUNNIEST things

I am mankinds friend, tender kind and loving, truthfull to the end What can I say?

And uh, I'd like a glass of cold gravy with a hair in it please Yum, sounds delishious, don't cha think?!

Quick, suck it before the venom reaches my heart I like that blue nailpolish Terri's wearing

He already KNOWS about US, it's the HORSE we've got to hide Thanks you for pointing that out Davy

You mean their NOT magic fingers? *I* think they're very nice fingers ! Micky DOES have nice fingers, they can work their, um, *VEG* Magic on me anyday

Love is the ultimate trip I love this quote.. who says it again? Oh yeah Micky. I love him too..

I myself am deeply jealous Of what? Davy.. no.. be jealous of all those girls who get Davy.. How many you ask? Well, there are about 58 eppys, so probably about 400 girls..

In case of fire...RUN! It took me many months, but I finally noticed that sign. I say it took me that long 'cause it was only in one eppy. Anyone disagreeing with me shall be.. umm.. shall be.. Yeah.

Isn't that DUMB What, you don't know what show that quote came from? You're a new fan, aren't you?

Don't do that Don't do what? That? Yes Oh, so I shouldn't do that? Yes! Stop it! Hehehe.. that was fun. I made up a NEW quote for them to use. And they better use it too. *sigh* they won't. (To those who know WHO I'm talking to.. please tell me?)

(I can't even do a good cow, moo?) dog? Meow, meow.. Ah, Micky's subtle little thing-a-ma-bobbers that make every episode worth watching over, and over and over. Until Monkee juice pours out from your ears, and your eye doctor finds Davy Jones etched on your retina

My clothes are radioactive Geuss where this came from? If you said Elephant Parts.. you're our lucky winner! 10,000 lbs of dog food JUST for you! (Hey, Mike was a Monkees, and he made Elephant Parts- thus enabling him to be immortalized in "Quotes" I should think up better names for my pages Hmm..)

C'mere big fella Well, you have to hear Mike say this (in Monkee see, Monkee die) to appreciate it

What? Now, even if you don't remember a specific instance when any of them said this, I'm sure they have. And if you are going for normality in your life, you might want to try this quote out. Betcha no one will even realize it's from the show!

Cross at the green, not in between Remember that, good wholesome advice. Otherwise you'll get run over by a Mac Truck. Or not

'ews ringing dat bleedin' bell? Complete with the accent. I've actually had occasion to use it, but I didn't. Because I'm cool.

Who says our means have to be visable? I do! produce them at once!

Sure babe.. sure This one's the best. Or maybe it's "Sure Dave" but I thought we were going for normalicity, and if you're talking to like, a girl whose name is obviously NOT Dave, you just won't look normal. Got it? Good.

Ten THOUSAND dollars! Repeat this ad nauseam in a stage whisper..

But why should anyone listen to me, why should I speak, as I know nothing! If you only knew HOW well these words would work into my law teacher's vocabulary

Hey, Micky, where'd you.. get your hair? I really hate these interveiws, Mike! Yeah, but you look sethxy in them. Never stop, babe!

Should I push it? (all together now..) Yes! hehe, not the quote so much as that expression he subsequently gives to the camera...

Just get outta here, would ya?! repeated to some poor guy about 100 times when they were in that radio station..

Harold, you better get this carridge outta the mh-ud! Ohh.. how he says that! The veins on his neck popping out! *swoon*

..li'l me-al bot'l tops If you don't understand the love of Davy's accent at this moment, there is just NO hope for you...

Head.. coming.. soon If you *don't* get this, ask your mommy.

You should have heard some of the things I did today, Chip...unbelievable! Taken out of context, and with the corect application of a sick mind, this particular quote can be come very enjoyable

You can't be 20, on Sugar Mountain.. Taking into account Micky sings this, well, it's very amusing pour moi. Much like...

Whenever I feel afraid, I hold my head erect.. Could we pack more sexual inteundo in there?

I can hardly wait to see you come of age. But I guess we'll both just have to be patient. Micky shouldn't sing these things. I mean, he's just asking for it. Although, it is most amusing...

There's a tall beanstalk for Jack Lucky Jack! *veg*

Meow There seems to be a Micky theme to these past few quotes... but how can you resist a Monkee that is meowing? Indeed!

Things to do, people to sniff You can sniff *me* anytime, baby!

MORE COMING SOON !