- James Branch Cabell
"Nothing is as obnoxious as other people's luck." F. Scott Fitzgerald
"A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the Lies you can invent." William Blake
"One may smile, and smile, and be a villain." William Shakespeare
"A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool." Joseph Roux
"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives." William Dement
"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards." Benjamin Franklin
"I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching." Jack Handey
"If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone." Jack Handey
"Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions." Woody Allen
"Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats."
Howard Aiken
"Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." Lewis Carrol
"During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were 'just going down to the corner.'" Jack Handey
"Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?" Jack Handey
"Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it." Mark Twain
"Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage." Woody Allen
"I have no color prejudices nor caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. All I care to know is that a man is a human being, and that is enough for me; he can't be any worse." Mark Twain
"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals." Benjamin Franklin
"An actor is a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening." Marlon Brando
"The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife -- a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held." Woody Allen
"Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time; for that's the stuff life is made of." Benjamin Franklin
"There are only two forces that unite men - fear and interest." Napoleon I
Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public." Edgar Watson Howe
"The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you." Woody Allen
"In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes." Benjamin Franklin
"Get the facts first. You can distort them later." Mark Twain
"The best way to keep one's word is not to give it." Napoleon I
"Not all of those to whom we do good love us, neither do all those to whom we do evil hate us." Joseph Roux
"A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it." Oscar Wilde
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." Edgar Allan Poe
"It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye." Antoine de Saint-Exup�ry
"Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." Benjamin Franklin
"The clearest explanation for the failure of any marriage is that the two people are incompatible; that is, one is male and the other female." Anna Quindlen