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After the break, here's Joe to finish up:

How dumb is Quatre?? He is soooooooooooooo dumb...

... he sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
... he thought a quarterback was a refund.
... he tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
... he thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
... he thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
... he thought General Motors was in the Army.
... he thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
... he thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
... under "education" on his job application, he put "Hooked On Phonics".
... he tried to drown a fish.
... he tripped over a cordless phone.
... he spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate".
... he got stabbed in a shoot-out.
... he told me to meet him at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".
... they had to burn the school down to get him out of third grade.
... at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," he put "Sagittarius".
... he asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
... it takes him two hours to watch "60 Minutes".
... he studied for a blood test-and failed.
... he thought he needed a token to get on "Soul Train".
... he sold the car for gas money.
... when he saw the movie rating "NC-17: under 17 not admitted", he went home and got 16 friends.
... when he heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moved.
... he thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
... when he missed the 44 bus, he took the 22 bus twice instead.
... he got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Quatre goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my Trowa poo." "Does he use the ball kind?" inquired the clerk. "No," replied Quatre, "The kind for under his arms."

Quatre was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over him. Quatre says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!!"

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb Quatre, and a smart Quatre are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: The dumb Quatre! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart Quatre.

Q:What do you do if Quatre throws a pin at you?
A: Better Run! He's got the grenade in his mouth!

Q:How do you recognize Quatre in a a funeral?
A:He's the only one that brings gifts.

Q:What's Quatre doing in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
A:He's watching how he falls asleep.

Q:How do you recognize Quatre in a classroom?
A:He's the only one that erases what he wrote in his notebook when the teacher erases the blackboard.

Q:How can you recognize Quatre in a chess tournament?
A:He's the only one that mixes the pieces.

Q:What does a braincell do in Quatre's head?
A:It gets bored.
Q:And two braincells?
A:They chat.
Q:And three braincells?
A:No one knows, he has never had that many.

Q:Why does Quatre put ice cubes on the video player?
A:Because he wants to freeze the image.

Trowa and Quatre come back from their honeymoon, and Quatre is in a bad mood. A friend asked how it was and Quatre said: "It was terrible. We went to Venice and it was all flooded!"

Q:Why does Quatre put the newspaper in the fridge?
A:To read fresh news.

Q:How does Quatre send a top-secret fax?
A:He folds the piece of paper before putting it in the machine.

That's all, folks!

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