| *NEW* Guess what everyone? Joe's back with more humor! Q: What does Quatre and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. Q: What does Quatre and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them. Q: What do you call a zit on Quatre's ass? A: A brain tumor. Q: Why did Quatre have tire tread marks on his back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". Q: Why does Quatre keep a coat hanger in his back seat? A: In case he locks the keys in his car. Q: Why did Quatre wear condoms on his ears? A: So he wouldn't get Hearing Aides. Q: Why did Quatre drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off. Q: Why didn't Quatre want a window seat on the plane? A: He'd just blow dried his hair and he didn't want it blown around too much. Q: Why did Quatre get so excited after he finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. Q: Where does Quatre go to meet his relatives? A: The vegetable garden. Q: How many Quatres does it take to play tag? A: One. Q: Why is Quatre like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good. Q: Did you hear about Quatre that was found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: He went to see "Closed for the Winter". Q: Why did Quatre climb up to the roof of the bar? A: He heard that the drinks were on the house. Q: Why doesn't Quatre have elevator jobs? A: He doesn't know the route Q: How does Quatre high-5? A: He smacks himself in the forehead. Q: Why does Quatre have more fun? A1: Because he doesn't know any better. A2: He is easier to keep amused. Q: Why doesn't Quatre eat bananas? A: He can't find the zipper. Q: What happens when Quatre gets Alzheimers disease? A: His IQ goes up! Quatre goes to the doctor because he has two burnt ears. "What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well," he said, "Torwa poo called on the phone while I was ironing. Instead of putting the phone to my ear I put the iron up to my ear instead" "And the other ear?" "Trowa poo called AGAIN!" Quatre and Duo are sitting at the bar watching a story about a man ready to jump out of a building on the 6:00 news. Quatre says "I bet you $50 the man won't jump" and Duo accepts. Sure enough the man jumps and Quatre gives Duo his money. Duo says "I can't take this from you, I watched this story on the 5:00 news." Quatre says "I did too but I didn't think he'd jump again!" Heero, Duo, and Quatre walk into a magic shop where they encounter a magic mirror that grants you one wish but if you lie it makes you disappear. Duo says I think I should have a beautiful young woman. . . and he walks out with a beautiful woman. Heero says I think I should have a fast car . . . and he walks out with a new car. Quatre says I think . . . POOF! |
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