| *NEW* Time for Comedian Joe again: Q: What did Quatre say when he knocked over the priceless Ming vase? A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt." Q: How does Quatre commit suicide? A: He gathers his clothes into a pile and jumps off. Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury Quatre. Q: Why did god give Quatre 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want him shitting in the streets during parades. Q: How does Quatre measure his IQ? A: With a tire gauge! (da da dum) Q: How do you make Quatre's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in his ear. Q: How does Quatre like his eggs? A: Unfertilized. Q: What's Quatre's cheer? A: " I'm Quatre, I'm Quatre, I'm Q-U-A-T....ah, oh well.. I'm Quatre, I'm Quatre, yea yea yea..." Q: Why did Quatre scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side. Q: Why did Quatre tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So he wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. Q: What did Quatre say when he looked into a box of Cheerios? A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!" Q: What did Quatre name his pet zebra? A: Spot. Q: Why can't Quatre put in light bulbs? A: He keeps breaking them with the hammers. Q: Did you here about Quatre who shot an arrow into the air? A: He missed. Q: To Quatre, what is long and hard? A: Grade 4. Q: What is Quatre doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. Q: How do you confuse Quatre? A: You don't. He's born that way. Q: Why does Quatre hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel. Q: How do you know Quatre has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. Q: How do you keep Quatre in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.) Q: How do you keep Quatre busy? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. Q: How can you tell if Quatre's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. Q: Why does Quatre like lightning? A: He thinks someone is taking his picture. Q: What's Quatre's favourite whine? A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!" |
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