| First up is Comedian Joe: 1.Quatre goes to the library. Quatre asks the librarian, "Can I have a cheeseburger and fries?" The Librarian responds, "This is a library!" Quatre says, "Oh! I'm sorry!" He whispers, "Can I have a cheeseburger and fries?" 2. Q:How do make Quatre laugh on sunday? A: Tell him a joke on Friday. 3. Q: Why can't Quatre make Kool- Aid? A: He can't figure out how to put the 2 gallons of water in the pouch. Now it's time for Comedian Sasukechan: What's the difference between a man going to a whorehouse and Trowa going to a whorehouse? The man goes to have fun and Trowa goes to visit his boyfriend. How can you make Quatre busy for a whole day? Get him into a round room and tell him to sit down on the corner. How can you keep Quatre entertained for a while? You give him a bag of M&M's and tell him to order them alphabetically. What happens if Quatre eats a mosquito? He has more brains in his stomach than in his head. Why does a bullet in Quatre's head kill him more slowly? Because it can't find the brain. How can you recognize Quatre in a shower? He's the only one that enters with an umbrella. If Duo and Quatre fell into a lake, who would sink first? Duo, because shit can float in the water. Why can't Quatre go out of New York City? Because in the outskirts of the city there's a sign that says "Return" A man enters a bar and finds Quatre there, then he tells him, "Hey want to hear a joke about chaps in distress?" and Quatre replies, "Look, I know that we damsels are considered stupid, but I have my Trowa-poo to protect me and my Sceptre. Ferdinand, who is next to me, has a deadly sword and is protected by Cornet. Now that you know us, do you still want to tell me your chap joke?" The man says, "Not if I have to explain it two times!" One day, Quatre was in a cabaret (he wasn't doing what you think!) when a ventriloquist comes and tells a chap-in-distress joke. Quatre stands up and says, "Hey! You meanie! If you say that again I'll get my Trowa-poo to hit you!" The man says, "Sorry, I didn't mean to ofend you (yeah, right)" and Quatre replies, "Not you, the man that's sitting on your legs!" How did Quatre explain how his helicopter crashed? He said he was cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan. What would you call Quatre if he had a braincell? Gifted. Why did Quatre open the carton of milk in the supermarket? Because it said "Open here." Why can't Quatre make ice cubes? Because he forgot the recipe. How did Quatre try to kill off a bird? He threw it off a cliff. Quatre was driving to get to Disney World, and he saw a sign that said "Disney World LEFT", so he turned around and went home. Quatre and Duo went to the beach, and Duo suddenly said, "Look all all these dead seagulls..." and Quatre looked up to the sky and said "Where??" What do you do if Quatre throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do you call a person by Quatre's side? An interpreter. Why does Quatre stare at the juice box? Because it says "Concentrate" |
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