Role: Vocals, Guitar
Marital Status: Closet-Case Heterosexual
Favourite Bands: Propagandhi, Anti-Flag, NoFX, Hendrix, Strung Out, Rancid (old)
Favourite Movie: "Clue"
Favourite Quote:"Cigarettes killed my father, and raped my mother!"
Role: Bass guitar
Marital Status: The Most Negative Looking Kid in the Entire World...therefore, single
Favourite Bands: Operation Ivy, Lagwagon, Gob, Pennywise, Bad Religion
Favourite Movie: "Back To The Future 2"
Favourite Quote: "Any of you ladies every been penetrated?"
Role: Drums
Marital Status: This boy is not allowed to be touched, idoled, talked to, or even looked at because I said so.
Favourite Bands: Strung out, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Mad Caddies, Jamiroquai
Favourite Movie: Ferris Buellers Day Off
Favourite Quote:"Why these aren't surgery gloves! They're just a bunch of dirty, used syringes!"