Sorry Britney!!

We at the Beige Page have gotten a little carried away with the exclusive scoop that we bagged and have stolen a bottle of Britney Spears' foundation to colour this page. We would like to apologise to Britney for any inconvenience.

SCOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!

What is soo scoopish about this? I hear you think. These are just a couple of pretty unassuming guys who like to pose for a picture a little too much. Well, you are right about that, but these guys were also John Denver's flight instructors. That man was doomed from the start! The whereabouts of these men are currently unknown, but are rumoured to be at the bottom of the North Atlantic.

One of these planes will take you back to the Beige Page, while the other will take you some place totally undesirable!